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You Did Not Reach The Throne!

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Almandine-G, Sep 16, 2015.

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  1. Almandine-G

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    Red stop going on about your darn thrones

    This game is pretty simple! All you have to do is fail at reaching the throne! Basically, you set a goal you want to reach. The next user along will state you did not reach it and what stopped you, before stating their goal.

    Example:
    User ★: I want to get to the Cloud Kingdom!

    User ♪: You did not reach the Cloud Kingdom! You were shot down by anti-aircraft sheep! Now, I want to...

    and so on!

    So let's start! I'm dead set on reaching that Nuclear Throne! surprise surprise surprise
     
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    #1 Sep 16, 2015
  2. Absolute Zero

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    You did not reach the Nuclear Throne! You got totally exploded by a radioactive battletoad with a bazooka about six footsteps into a tunnel ominously named "level three".

    I want to go to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
     
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  3. LadySmugleaf

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    You did not reach the throne because the grass was green with nuclear waste.

    I want to reach the candy kingdom.
     
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    You did not reach the throne because giant sentient blobs of bubblegum ate you alive, blew you into a bubble and burst you to pieces, repeating this process many times.

    I want to go to the Sky Witch's Kingdom!
     
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    #4 Sep 16, 2015
  5. AK2198

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    you did not reach sky witch temple due to crow familiars swooping on you.

    I want to reach the lost city of gold
     
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    #5 Sep 16, 2015
  6. BiohazardSr

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    You did not reach the lost city of gold because you silly Spaniards don't realize that the Mayans were talking about chocolate

    I want to get to the kingdom of Canada
     
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    You did not reach the Kingdom of Canada because your boat didn't cross the Maple Syrup river.

    I want to go to the Not-Yet-Dead Kingdom
     
    #7 Sep 16, 2015
  8. Absolute Zero

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    You did not make it to the Not-Yet-Dead Kingdom because, well, you don't meet the requirements. Not since the other people who don't qualify decided to make a chair from your bones, at least.

    I want to reach the edge of the flat earth!
     
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  9. Almandine-G

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    You did not reach the end of the flat earth cause you forgot it's actually round and thus spent the rest of your life going in circles.

    I want to reach the tower of moni!
     
    #9 Sep 16, 2015
  10. Nightmare Fredbear

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    You did not reach the Tower of moni because it was seeping with nuclear waste and mercury.

    I want to go to Orgrimmar!
     
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    you do not reach origrimmar as the server crashed.

    I want to go to Tyria
     
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  12. Nightmare Fredbear

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    You did not reach Tyria as you realized it was Monday

    I want to go to Silvermoon City!
     
    #12 Sep 18, 2015
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    You did not Silvermoon City because it was the middle of the day.

    I want to reach the Host Club at Ouran High's Music Room #3!
     
    #13 Sep 18, 2015
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    You did not reach the room because security caught you first.

    I want to go to Hyrule.
     
    #14 Sep 19, 2015
  15. Almandine-G

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    You did not reach Hyrule, for Ganondorf stopped you before you could even say Triforce!

    I want to go to meet Providence (+10 cookies to whoever gets what boss I'm mentioning)
     
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  16. Nightmare Fredbear

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    You did not reach Providence as the game was closed!
    I want to go to Gondaman!
     
    #16 Sep 19, 2015
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    You couldn't reach Gondanam because you were sat on by a troll.

    I wanna go to the Indigo Plateau.
     
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  18. Nightmare Fredbear

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    You did not reach the Indigo Plateau because the Plateau wasn't painted Indigo /troll

    I want to go to the Tomb Of Skorgrim!
     
    #18 Sep 20, 2015
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    you did not reach the Tomb Of Skorgrim as it was a bugged area.

    I wanna go to Gondor.
     
    #19 Sep 20, 2015
  20. Nightmare Fredbear

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    You did not reach Gondor as Red orcs ate you
    I want to go to The Lonelands!
     
    #20 Sep 22, 2015
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