Pokémon Emerald ❤Moemon❤//☠Nuzlocke☠

Chapter 5: Roxanne

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Alright Roxanne, let's go. I'm going to sweep the floor with your Moemon after I've killed them!


These trainer classes will never not be amusing lmao


Yeah, this is going to be a walk in the park, or actually, this will be even easier.


EURYDICE NO!!!
A ONE HIT KO CRIT FROM A MR. MIME???
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!


That's right, murder his ass Camilla. He deserves it.


That's... very little damage for a Dragonbreath from Artemis. I might be in a bit of trouble here...


At least I got the paralysis off, but holy shit Artemis has already taken way too much damage. I have to get you out of there right now! I guess... I'll switch to Alexandra, try to get at least a Future Sight off, and maybe I can get a lucky Mirror Coat off and deal some serious damage.


ALEXANDRA I'M SO SORRY
WHAT IS GOING ON
WHY AM I LOSING SO BADLY
I can't win like this... I just can't... It's over...


I'm sorry Maia... I really didn't want to, but I had to sacrifice you so you could use Rain Dance... It's my last resort.


Artemis has no moves that can kill Mew in one hit, and she can't take another hit herself. I think a STAB Hydro Pump in rain could do enough damage... If it doesn't miss. 80 Accuracy, but I've had some pretty bad luck in the past... Camilla, please land this shot!!


YES
VICTORY
I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY
... but at what cost...




Eurydice... You were actually a really cool Moemon. And so close to evolving too... Sure, you had one of the worst abilities, but you also had one of the best possible moves. You were amazing in battle. Without you, I never could've gotten to this point. Thank you, Eurydice, I'll never forget you...


Rest in peace
Eurydice the Cyndaquil
Lv. 5 - Lv. 14
Killed by Roxanne's Mr. Mime

Alexandra... Well, I can't say you were really useful, because you weren't, but despite that... I still actually really liked you. I'm sure that, had you been able to live just a little longer, you could've revealed your true potential. But unfortunately, I'll never be able to see that happen. I'm sorry, Alexandra...



Rest in peace
Alexandra the Trapinch
Lv. 3 - Lv. 12
Killed by Roxanne's Mew

Maia... You had a very interesting moveset. You already knew Fissure, but halfway through the battle you also learned Sheer Cold. I guess you just wanted every fight to be as short as possible. I'm sorry your time had to be so short as well, Maia... Goodbye.



Rest in peace
Maia the Houndour
Lv. 6 - Lv. 13
Killed by Roxanne's Mew





And so, only two remained. Please, never leave me, no matter what...

To be continued...

 

Chapter 6: Disappointment

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Alright, time to move on from that terrible gym battle... Let's catch some cool new things!


Aww why did I have to fail catching a stupid Seel on this route, I could've had a Seviper, arguably the coolest looking Moemon of all! Damnit...


Heh... never gets old.


I know I said Metagross looks really cool earlier, but... Beldum is going to be a super pain to level up... If I even manage to catch it to begin with.


I don't hate that it struggled itself to death before I could catch it... I just hate that I lost like ten Moeballs for nothing.


WHY DO THE POOL CLEANER GRUNTS HAVE COOL MOEMON BUT I DON'T???
Just kidding, Artemis and Camilla are awesome... But come on man.


I don't necessarily want to battle... But I guess I should...


WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS


Found a random Masterball though... Huh, that's rather neat. I wonder if I'll come across a perfect Moemon to use it on anytime soon.


Alright, new locations to catch Moemon, let's-a go!


Since everything is randomized, I should be able to catch anything in the water here.


Hey look Camilla, it's your long-lost cousin!
And as it turns out, the entire sea is filled with nothing but Spheal. No new catch for me here either, it seems. At least I can still try the cave.


A... Taillow... How exciting.


Oh great, she stinks too. What a wonderful addition to the team.


WHY DO THE RANDOM OPPONENTS GET LEGENDARIES AND I DON'T???


Oh damn, Dusclops looks really cool! Now if only I could catch one for myself...


I met up with Steven today. He's one of my fellow rebels against the "feminists". He was chased away by them, and ever since, he's been living in this cave. For years, he's been doing nothing but hiding. No wonder he shared his favorite move with me, Camouflage. He's a true hero.


Guess I have little other choice than to tackle the next gym already... Though I'd rather just catch some new Moemon, but alas, my attempts were futile.

To be continued

 

Chapter 7: Scraping by

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Oh boy that was close...


God damn what's with these super powerful hits


Time to get myself a new shiny badge!


Bring it on, union boy!


Are you serious with this shit? You can't make this up. I get a Taillow (no offense Melania, you're actually pretty neat), and this guy gets legendaries?
Screw it, I'll prove I'm stronger than that!


This has to be a joke...


Heh... Usually one saves their ace for last, but I guess this time, it's quite the opposite!


WHAT
CAMILLA NO
YOU CAN'T DIE
YOU WERE THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST PART OF MY TEAM
I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU...
WHY THIS





I guess... I guess there's a time to come, and a time to go, for everyone. And that includes you, Camilla. I'm... still not quite sure how I'm supposed to survive without you, but I'll try. I promise. I won't go down without a fight. Me, Artemis, Melania, we'll fight for your sake. Camilla... Farewell, my friend.



Rest in peace
Camilla the Spheal
Lv. 4 - Lv. 21
Killed by Brawly's Murkrow




Alright... We have to move on. Let's get some new Moemon first.


Oh boy...
That Delcatty...
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that...


Alright, another chance to catch something cool. Let's pray for the best.


It's a... Venonat... I can't say I'm too excited, but whatever, I need to use whatever aid I can get.


At least you got caught without much of a struggle.


One direct attack, one 1hit KO move, one move that only attacks three turns later, and a passive move. Really not too impressed with you so far, Kyllikki.


THAT'S REALLY NOT COOL OKAY


You know... You don't even look like a Beautifly all that much, in all honesty.


YES
THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR


Yessssssss
Just the little confidence boost I needed!
Now I have the power to continue!

To be continued...

 

Wow, I actually totally forgot about that... That honestly changes everything o_O

 

Chapter 8: A cruel destiny

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Alright, so as it turns out, I've been really damn stupid. Before I knew the power of Kyllikki's Mind Reader/Horn Drill combo, I had already replaced Mind Reader by another, offensive move. So yeah, I missed out big time on a super powerful move combination, however, if I manage to survive until I reach Fallarbor Town, I should be able to relearn the move (if I get my hands on a Heart Scale by then, at least). I just need to hope for the best, and maybe I can still use this killer combo.


Also somewhere, something went wrong. I only selected "TM's come in stacks of 95", but now I also have 96 Rare Candy... That makes the game a whole lot easier, heh heh...


However, since I'm not that big a cheater, I'll just sell them all.


The 95 Lemonade, however... I mean, I could sell them, but I have practically infinite money at this point, so I would just buy a ton of potions anyway... I guess I'll just keep them.


Look at this loaded Doofus, damn son


Alright May, show me what you've got.


Yeah that's what I thought, nothing to be scared of.


... you just couldn't let me have this one clean kill, could you?


Now that's a close call.


Luckily, Artemis has killer defenses, so she can take some hits for me.


Alright, Mauville City! This opens up some more opportunities to increase my team!


Oh my... that's quite the Blissey you've got there...




Wait... you can't...


NO
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
HOW COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING
THERE'S NOTHING I COULD DO AGAINST THAT
why...




I just... I don't know what to say... There's no reason you should've died, Kyllikki, absolutely nothing. You didn't even need that Mind Reader combo, you were doing absolutely fantastic without it. I... I really liked you... I'm so sorry it has to end this way...



Rest in peace
Kyllikki the Venonat
Lv. 12 - Lv. 26
Killed by Cloyster's Destiny Bond





Well... I guess now I really have to find a new Moemon... Although I doubt it'll be anything good with my luck.


Told you so.


UGH


Oh great, you might already die. Can't switch, can't run, three turns to kill.
Meh, she survived it.


It did like 10 HP damage, but I keep getting scared of stuff like this.


How I wish I could use this...

To be continued...

 

Chapter 9: Actually not too bad

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Oh for crying out loud not again


Well... See ya



Not gonna lie... I didn't really like you anyway, so uh, don't take this the wrong way, but I don't really care. Oops...


Rest in peace
Kumari the Mankey
Lv. 13 - Lv. 15
Killed by Mew's Destiny Bond




Sure, whatever Waldo, let's have a battle.


Walter still sucks as much as always


Guess this gym is another job for the two man team


Dude Machamp looks awesome! I'd love to have one of those


Alright, time to fight


Why is onion not actually spelled union? It's pronounced union, not onion, so it doesn't even make any sense.


Laaaaaaaame


WHY IS MEW SO COMMON IN THIS RUN


Sceptile died so fast I couldn't even take a screenshot


Oh boy, a Swellow V Swellow battle!


Ayyyy what a surprising outcome


So in order to continue the game, I need to use Rock Smash, but nobody in my party can learn it. Guess this means I'll have to use my right to catch an HM slave if strictly necessary.


Meet SmashRocko, the only Slowpoke with a vital spirit.


HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I AM NOT INTERESTED DAMNIT


Something new to catch! And, to be fair... Nidoran is only going to be really useful if I can somehow get my hands on a randomized Moon Stone... which I doubt.


I do like the name Nina for a Nidoran though. It's cute.


Venusaur just used Destiny Bond and I refuse to lose any other Moemon to god damn Destiny Bond but one of these turns I have to just take the risk and go for it but I'm scared


SWEET, SWEET VICTORY


Ooh... Another new Moemon opportunity!


Now THAT'S something I'd love to have on my team!


Awesome!!!


Not the greatest moveset, but it'll do for now. Welcome to the team, Lamia!

To be continued...

 

Chapter 10: Coincidence? I think not!

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Congratulations, you just reached the limit of your usefulness, or at least until all the stars align and I somehow find a randomized Moon Stone. But let's be real, that's never going to happen.


Cool, a Mantine. Gotta catch 'em all, am I right?


Surprisingly useful moveset, actually. Earthquake is pretty dope.


goD DAMNIT WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF


Won't be needing you anymore. So long, buddy.


THE STARS ACTUALLY ALIGNED
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE


Damn right you're evolving.


And thus, you became a valid team member!


Oh damn, Sableye is pretty neat.


Yeeeeeeeeeee


Oh snap, a Safari Ball... That's just neat.


Oh great, a Mr. Mime to catch! I'm so happy with this!!


Fuck Mr. Mime.


WHY
DO I ALWAYS
HAVE
TO MISS
THE GOOD STUFF
AAAAAGH


Oh. Didn't expect a Camerupt to have Thunderpunch. Damn...


Sorry Sandhya... I just wanted to give you some Exp., that's all.


Rest in peace
Sandhya the Mantine
Lv. 15
Killed by Camerupt's Thunderpunch



cAPED CREEP OMG THIS IS TOO GOOD


Hello I am doofus and I like to party


Let's scrabble!


Don't do this to me


Heh. Nerd.


Damn, $200??? What a ripoff


Is this a joke?


Dude that's the third Destiny Bond death, are you for god damn real?


It really isn't a lucky day for new Moemon, is it now? Sorry buddy, your time will never come...


Rest in peace
Proserpine the Sableye
Lv. 16 - Lv. 18
Killed by Ivysaur's Destiny Bond



Guess I might as well...


...get the dynamic duo together while we're at it. Not sure how useful having two of the exact same type is going to be though, but whatever.

To be continued...