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Poke humor

Discussion in 'Pokémon General' started by BiohazardSr, Feb 3, 2017.

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  1. BiohazardSr

    BiohazardSr My name is Sid. Sid the Bard

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    Ayyyy!!!!!!!! You like jokes? You like Pokémon? Let's have both. Post some good Pokémon related jokes here.

    Why did the Wailmer cross the road?

    To get to ther other tide!


    What did the electric type say to the other Pokémon when it got gassy while drinking milk?

    I'm sorry. I'm just Zaptos intolerant!


    What do you call a Weedle that does stunts on a motorcycle?

    Weedle Knievell




    Now you
     
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  2. Cadbberry

    Cadbberry Dad: 76.... Or Cad: 76

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    I looked some up because I am terrible at jokes and picked a few favs-
    My girlfriend was about to catch a rare Pokémon, but decided to take azelf-ie.
    What does a Wartortle do on its birthday? It shellebrates!
    Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? The Pokéball
    Where do Haunter's like to water ski? Lake Erie
     
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  3. ~Nova~

    ~Nova~ Birby Friend

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    Axews me, what made you think it was okay to make a thread entirely about horrible Pokémon jokes? This does not aMews me.

    Just kidding, a terrible Pokémon joke always leaves me Weezing.
     
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  4. Strytho

    Strytho Giveaway Enthusiast

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    alright guys, this crap is onix-ceptable!

    LOL, just kidding. Here's some that I found.

    "please don't stop the Mew-sic"

    "it's time to turn your game umbeoff!"
     
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