Can't say that I have, but I have had homemade macaroni and cheese before, and it's fantastic. While we're on the topic of pasta, have you ever eaten lasagna?
I was asked to once, and then I realised in the process that 'all-nighter' meant staying up until sunrise, not midnight. So, no. I get irritable when I don't get sleep. Have you ever done a jog or run of at least 5 kilometres?
I have not!! Have you ever burped loudly during a presentation, or when talking to a large group of people that you wanted to impress? (The burp is not to be the "impressive" part!)
Ha! I wish. The worst I ever done was spoonerise somebody's name, and even then I instantly caught the error and corrected myself. (The name was David Johnson, and I said John Davidson but immediately noticed my mistake.) Have you ever tripped up in a humourous manner, either to yourself or to those who were watching you?
Hmm, I'd say no. I laugh at myself a lot, and this includes the times that my clumsiness decides to show. Most of the time I'm just laughing because how did I manage to do that and not because it was actually humorous. Have you ever gotten an important date wrong?
No, I haven't. Jump scares usually just make my heart 'jump' in my chest. Have you ever ended up watching a children's movie that you later regretted watching (for whatever reason)?
Yes, Teen Beach 2 is the worst sequel abomination I have ever seen. Have you ever been to Boston in the fall? Congrats if you get the reference.
Never been to Boston in my life. I didn't get the reference so I googled it and VEGGIE TALES EEEEE! Ehem. Have you ever accidentally left the lid off the blender?
No, but my mother has - with ensuing humourous results. CUZ WE'RE THE PIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING~ Have you ever spilled milkshake all over your clothes?
Not milkshake, but I have a bad habit of spilling water down my front when drinking it too fast. Have you ever been injured by a bird?
No, but I once had three lorikeets land on my head at the same time; does that count? ...no? Darn, didn't think so. Have you ever been stranded because something was wrong with the car you were driving in?