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Absolute Zero

Lofi heavy metal mix - Shreds to Slay/Purge Demons to [3020] Jun 22, 2020

Absolute Zero

The second seal, Male, from the Dark Gardens surrounding the White Palace

Absolute Zero was last seen:
Dec 23, 2020
    1. Katanaeyegaming
      Katanaeyegaming Nov 9, 2021
      metal is the lifeblood and the fact you haven't been seen in almost a year is certainly sad.
    2. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Jun 22, 2020
      Lofi heavy metal mix - Shreds to Slay/Purge Demons to [3020]
      1. -Icebound and RadEmpoleon like this.
    3. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Dec 30, 2019
      In my defense, it felt like forever.
    4. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Dec 20, 2019
      You haven't seen the last of Absolute Zero. Now goodbye forever!
      1. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Dec 20, 2019
        ... he said before departing for a vacation, from which he will return one week hence.
      2. Wizard
        Wizard Dec 21, 2019
        They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
        LassusVulpes, Rezna and Gwoomy like this.
    5. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Dec 6, 2019
      But if you don't hate your old fanfictions, have you really gotten better than you were when you wrote them?
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Laserdragon14
        Laserdragon14 Dec 6, 2019
        I know that I hate my old writings but I now only keep them as a reminder of what I had grown from.
        Absolute Zero likes this.
      3. LassusVulpes
        LassusVulpes Dec 30, 2019
        I still have my old Fanfic account. . . . *Opens it up and bursts into laughter looking at all the mistakes and spelling errors* Lemme read some of this out real quick " Hello guys chapter one its to warm you up for the story!So here's my cast May, Ash, Ash's mom (i'm not gonna call here ash mommy because ash does not call her that),drew (witch I hate)" Do I need to continue?
    6. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Oct 21, 2019
      Yes, I am still upset over the fact that Kansas and Arkansas don't rhyme.
      1. Rezna, Gwoomy, RadEmpoleon and 2 others like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. ChocoChicken
        ChocoChicken Oct 22, 2019
        What do you MEAN they don't?!
      4. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Oct 22, 2019
        @CursèdChicken I don't know your region, but throughout (most of) the United States, Kansas is pronounced around "Can-zis" or "Can-sus", while Arkansas is like what Infernostar said: Arkansaw. Somehow the ending pronunciation changed with those extra two letters at the start? This is why my jimmies are rustled!
        ChocoChicken likes this.
      5. ChocoChicken
        ChocoChicken Nov 18, 2019
        so it's not "ar-can-sis"
        well then
    7. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Oct 10, 2019
      I want to go on an adventure, but I don't want to travel. What to do, what to do...
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Wolf Expert
        Wolf Expert Oct 10, 2019
        Read a book?
        Absolute Zero and Laserdragon14 like this.
      3. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Oct 11, 2019
        A book might do it, but I really want to engage my physical human senses, not just my imagined ones. It's similar (but different) to how exploring Hyrule or Cyrodiil won't scratch this itch.
    8. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Oct 2, 2019
      Sometimes you just have to kiss your shoulder and tell yourself that you appreciate you.
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Kecleon
        Kecleon Oct 3, 2019
        Just not in public. Otherwise, people will think you're a weirdo.
        Laserdragon14 likes this.
      3. Laserdragon14
        Laserdragon14 Oct 3, 2019
        they already think that so why not?
        Absolute Zero likes this.
    9. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Sep 25, 2019
      Awful things you should never ever ever say to anyone ever. Chapter 1: "You have an annoying laugh."
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      2. Neb
        Neb Oct 1, 2019
        Chapter 6: “I’m ignoring you.”
      3. ChocoChicken
        ChocoChicken Oct 1, 2019
        Chapter 7: "It was just a joke."
        Absolute Zero likes this.
      4. Rezna
        Rezna Dec 28, 2019
        Chapter 8: "It's not what it looks like, I swear!"
    10. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Sep 20, 2019
      Sometimes I forget that scissors is literally made of knives. *he said while nonchalantly digging through a first aid kit with one hand for no particular reason*
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Wolf Expert
        Wolf Expert Sep 20, 2019
        Noooo what did you do? D:
      3. Riddles
        Riddles Sep 20, 2019
        I hope you're alright! Sounds like it hurt.
      4. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Sep 21, 2019
        Oh, nothing happened, I would never do something as silly as accidentally cut myself open with a tool designed for cutting because I forgot it's made of other cutting tools and therefore cuts. Though if someone did I totally wouldn't hold it against them. It would be understandable, though surely I would never be so careless. But it would be understandable if someone did.
    11. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Sep 18, 2019
      I revise my prior opinion. Retrospective review has indicated to me that practice does not make perfect, it makes you better at doing that exact thing plus some random drift in performance quality. I now suspect it is practice plus education that yields perfection, though I will likely readjust that concept later.
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
    12. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Aug 31, 2019
      Do the thing!
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      2. Wizard
        Wizard Aug 31, 2019
        Make me
      3. Captain Comet
        Captain Comet Sep 1, 2019
        I SHALL!
        Laserdragon14 likes this.
      4. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Sep 3, 2019
        It doesn't matter what the thing is! Just do it! @ShiaLeBeouff @ZhuLi @Me
        Laserdragon14 likes this.
    13. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Aug 28, 2019
      Thank you, Amazon, for updating my tablet without asking me. Where would I be without having to take my tablet to work just to register my device I was using anonymously for years, and without full-screen ads on my lock screen, and without renewed worry that you're looking through my stuff? 10/10, great update.
      1. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Aug 28, 2019
        I remember the days when I didn't need to tell my email address to someone else to turn on a device that I OWN, giving them ad revenue for using a product I PAID FOR, and safe from corporate espionage into a device that I HOLD. Me, me, me. My tablet, not yours. Amazon lost a customer forever today, because they stole my tablet.
      2. Wolf Expert
        Wolf Expert Aug 28, 2019
        I got a kindle fire 10 for Christmas and this is the struggle I've been having with it. Performance is good, very big screen, good battery life, but that's about it. Honestly not worth it. I stopped using it after a couple of months, usually keep it turned off because I'm not convinced Amazon doesn't record conversations, and only recently started using it again to watch anime in bed and that's about it. I mostly use it whenever I need to charge my phone and it's my only alternative.
      3. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Aug 31, 2019
        @Wolf Expert I share your concern with the lack of privacy, even more now that they made me register my device. I cover my front and back cameras now with scotch tape, then black sharpie over that (it peels off cleaner than duct tape), and I keep it under my pillow when not in use (to muffle the alexa mic). I wish we could have the convenience without the worry.
    14. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Jul 9, 2019
      This bid at world domination is a time-consuming goal. I need to hurry up and seize my rightful power so I can get back to the important things, like chilling here with all you cool people!
    15. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Jun 30, 2019
      To everyone who has noticed that I have been less active around LV since about the time that American 2020 Presidential Campaigning started to pick up speed, I have an announcement to make...
      1. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Jun 30, 2019
        I hereby declare that I am NOT running for public office. Do you know how much power I would give up by becoming President? That would be settling for ruling the world while playing on a handicap. No, my plans for world domination shall continue the old-fashioned way!
    16. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Jun 22, 2019
      Europeans think 200 miles is a long distance and Americans think 200 years is a long time.
      1. Chicken and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Geroniny
        Geroniny Jun 22, 2019
        By The Way, My Homeland Is Actually Celebrating 200 Years Since Our First Milestone. Long Before Our Independent Day
      3. ShinigamiMiroku
        ShinigamiMiroku Jun 22, 2019
        And they're both right.
    17. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Jun 14, 2019
      I just found out I need to paint my entire home interior instead of just half of it. I guess that's another $200-300 to spend on paint and another weekend gone...
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Wizard
        Wizard Jun 14, 2019
        Wish I could offer my help :|. Hope it goes well!
      3. Laserdragon14
        Laserdragon14 Jun 14, 2019
        ouch
      4. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Jun 14, 2019
        Yeah, I found out that of the half I was going to leave alone, they used a bad quality paint which admittedly is an ugly color... so really it's in my interest to spend more time and money.
        Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
    18. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero Jun 2, 2019
      Oh no, there's a delay with this month's WTW thread! I'd be lying if I said it wasn't driving me batty!
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
      2. Absolute Zero
        Absolute Zero Jun 2, 2019
        Unrelated but reminded:
        Laserdragon14 likes this.
    19. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero May 28, 2019
      I'm not allowed to eat at all for the next two days because of an upcoming medical procedure, and you can't have a full stomach while people are messing around with your insides. I suppose this is a different meaning to "gotta go fast!"
      1. ChocoChicken
        ChocoChicken May 29, 2019
        Good luck!
    20. Absolute Zero
      Absolute Zero May 20, 2019
      Sorry for being so distant lately. I'm using literally 99%+ of my energy lately on my ongoing to-do list, but I'm probably halfway there!
      1. Gwoomy and Laserdragon14 like this.
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    Nine facts about me:

    1: My OTP is Me x Myself. This OTP cannot be disrupted.
    2: When a new rule in Discord "No Puns Allowed" was introduced, I asked if there was a zero tolerance policy. I never found out if there is.
    3: Sometimes I haiku. Often you won't notice it, and that is just fine.
    4: I make the best coffee you've ever had, and I can tell you how to make it similarly in three steps with $30 of equipment.
    5: I am made of many ingredients, like a skeleton, and fingernails, and five lung-lobes.
    6: I'm training to be an American Ninja Warrior. Keep an eye on the US Eastern Qualifiers in Season 12 or 13! (That's 2020 or 2021)
    7: Heavy metal is my jam. Especially positive metal. Have you ever heard emotionally positive heavy metal? Bro.
    8: I like listening to podcasts while I drive, cook, and work. It's a great way to never ever stop learning!
    9: I'm like the monsters under your bed. Even if you don't believe in me, I certainly believe in you!
    Gender:
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    Last Activity:
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    Favorite Pokémon:
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    IGN:
    Law (AS), Keeta (US)
    Also Known As:
    Zero, NZ, AZ

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