Fanfiction The Solid Kunai

So you can all thank @MarineAurora for this nugget, this is the result of an illness combined with medication.

Naruto Uzumaki looked at the solid Kunai in his hands and felt surprised.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his old-fashioned surroundings. He had always loved sunny Konoha with its crazy, crispy cliffs. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel surprised.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke was a brave avenger with slouched legs and muscle arms.

Naruto gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a tactless, clever, Sake drinker with skinny legs and small arms. His friends saw him as a soft, sparkling sage. Once, he had even rescued a kind old man from a burning building.

But not even a tactless person who had once rescued a kind old man from a burning building, was prepared for what Sasuke had in store today.

The Sunny teased like Celebrating cats, making Naruto concerned.

As Naruto stepped outside and Sasuke came closer, he could see the poor smile on his face.

Sasuke glared with all the wrath of 1214 wild breakable bird. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Revenge."

Naruto looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the solid Kunai. "Sasuke, I'm taking you home," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two dangerous, difficult dog thinking at a very clever Graduation, which had classical music playing in the background and two special uncles eating to the beat.

Naruto regarded Sasuke's slouched legs and muscle arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Naruto with a delighted grin.

Sasuke looked anxious, his emotions blushing like a handsome, hot Headband.

Then Sasuke came inside for a nice drink of Sake.

THE END

 

It's nothing, it's horrible and a mess but I was forced to post it xD I had a generator essentially come up with it all. (pls don't think I write like this, I'm actually decent xD)