Australia. We've all heard of it. The mystical land down under. The place where Runescape servers never dared to tread. Beasts run wild and the locals are just as terrifying. All this mystery around Australia has me wondering... Is it real, or is it just a reality TV show? Is every "Australian citizen" a British actor trying to make it big? Are the spiders just someone's spindly fingers in front of a flashlight?
U-uh, no! You guys aren't going to believe this nonsense are you?? As an Aussie, I'm shocked that you found us out are accusing us like this without decent evidence! Besides, I can't be British, I don't like tea!
It is, but its a military testing ground to open up portals to bring in creatures from alternate dimensions. I mean come on kangaroos aren't from earth