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Zero Sifr
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Zero Sifr

Maverick Hunter, Male, from What

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I'm going to try something new, [br] instead of writing these haiku. [br] Perhaps limerick, [br] that would be a kick! [br] Now this will be something to NO WAIT SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! May 13, 2016

Zero Sifr was last seen:
May 13, 2016
    1. Sanctuary
      Sanctuary
      So, I keep forgetting to mention this, but I managed to complete (and get addicted to) the Megaman Zero series. I've actually played through Z1 twice, Z2 over 3 times, Z3 7 times (going on my 8th), and Z4 once so far.
      1. Strytho
        Strytho
        oh that series is EPIC! I can't count on both hands how many times I beat the 1st 3 games.
        May 24, 2016
      2. Sanctuary
        Sanctuary
        The Elf system in Zero 3 is too good for me to give up...
        Plus all the chip upgrades and ex skills are pretty cool too.
        May 24, 2016
    2. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      I'm going to try something new, [br] instead of writing these haiku. [br] Perhaps limerick, [br] that would be a kick! [br] Now this will be something to NO WAIT SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
      1. Eclipse
        Eclipse
        It's a bad idea!
        You'll be too trapped to rhyming,
        Instead of counting!
        May 13, 2016
      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        I have no idea where it's going,
        where it leads, there's simply no knowing.
        Here I can surpass you, Eclipse,
        and all your clever quips,
        while all our our wordplay keeps flowing!
        May 13, 2016
    3. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      When your bro is dating a triflin' ho but he don't know it cuz it's his first girlfriend.
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      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Yo, you know that feel when your bro is dating a triflin' ho but he don't know cuz it's his first time being a beau and he's already sunk low. Really though, how do I show or let him know that she's gotta go?

        Off that rhyme, she's honestly a trashy gold-digging un-educated unhygenic tobacco-smelling tramp who's not even that good looking (not that looks are the main thing that matters, but I'm grasping for straws trying to understand his attraction to her) and he doesn't notice any of it because he has no frame of reference. He can do better, and I have no idea how to convince him.
        May 9, 2016
      3. Eclipse
        Eclipse
        Nice.

        I feel like most people tend to be like that (well, except for tobacco-smelling; that's just nasty), but there may be a reason or two beneath the surface that isn't immediately apparent. You could try asking him questions such as how they met, what her interests are, what kind of things they enjoy, and so on. At present it's like trying to understand the end product without knowing the technical bits of how it operates. Fish for information.
        May 9, 2016
      4. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Common ground: they flip burgers and like Kingdom Hearts. That's it. He's changed entirely for her, for the worse. He used to hate Family Guy and similar TV, promised to never drink alcohol (not even champagne at his own eventual wedding), and have a dream of becoming a police officer. Immediately after meeting her, he's watching Family Guy et al three hours per day, dropped his career goals, is smelling like smoke, and is riding around with a woman who has told stories about how she's driven drunk and has successfully lied to police officers by feigning sobriety. That's someone a dry police officer wants to marry after dating her for a month: someone who drives drunk and lies to police. I worry for my nephews and nieces.
        May 9, 2016
    4. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
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      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Same to you, my friend.
        Not everyone can keep up.
        We have this talent.
        Apr 29, 2016
      3. Eclipse
        Eclipse
        A certain someone
        Compelled me to renew this.
        I can't stop; send help.
        Apr 29, 2016
      4. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        You cannot seek help
        from one who is also trapped.
        There's no way out now.
        Apr 29, 2016
    5. Eclipse
      Eclipse
      Today I spoke to and mocked Sanctuary in the form of multiple haiku.
    6. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      *crawls out of the labyrinth of seven solid days of studying, school, and work* What is this place?
      1. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        And after all that studying and work, I immediately resume nigh-forgotten progress researching philosophy and atomic physics for... a reason that will soon be known.
        Apr 11, 2016
      2. Endrew Swiftwind
        Endrew Swiftwind
        What if I were to tell you this was Route Acuity in the Orre Islands?
        Apr 11, 2016
    7. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      The next 96 hours are going to be spent trying to salvage my grades at school or else withdraw from classes. I hate this situation.
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      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Withdraw, drop, whatever. If I don't pass this exam on Thursday, there's no way I'll pass. I might already have no way of passing.
        Apr 4, 2016
      3. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Apr 4, 2016
      4. Eclipse
        Eclipse
        Joking around for a moment, that looks like a dad joke waiting to happen. Joking aside, there are plots you must hatch and eggs you must plan. Thus I advise you devote your time there for the time being. Valour will not disappear in your hiatus.
        Apr 4, 2016
    8. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      It's always sunny in Valordelphia...
    9. Zero Sifr
      1. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Four questions answered. /
        Perhaps many more to come. /
        Could do this all day.
        Mar 30, 2016
    10. Strytho
      Strytho
      Hey i'm about to hop online. Ign burai
      1. Strytho
        Strytho
        I'm online. Let me know when ur ready.
        Mar 25, 2016
    11. Strytho
      Strytho
      Hey. do you have your game?
      1. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Aye. Are you talking about that awesome raffle?
        Mar 22, 2016
      2. Strytho
        Strytho
        yup
        Mar 22, 2016
      3. Strytho
        Strytho
        Hey, I'll be on tomorrow around midnight gmt-6 or Central standard time. I've got to go to bed. goodnight.
        Mar 23, 2016
    12. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      It's been almost 48 hours, but I finally found a way to get back on LV. I have to use a separate specialized browser, but whatever, it's worth the inconvenience.
      1. Alex Russet
        Alex Russet
        Hello.
        Mar 22, 2016
      2. Strytho
        Strytho
        hello.... it's me....
        Mar 22, 2016
    13. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      Finally beat it. / The game taking all my time. / Borderlands 2: done.
    14. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      It is now one year / I have been at Lake Valor. / My thanks to you all.
    15. Pixel
      Pixel
      I'm not sure if you know this, but you know that with the Contributor Rank I gave you, you can get fancy user titles? Like ones with colours, and glows, and glitter? That's, like, the whole reason I gave it to you.
    16. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      Afternoon coffee / and playing Borderlands 2. / It is a good day.
    17. Zero Sifr
      Zero Sifr
      I walked into work at 1:22, and walked out at 1:21. How did? Why did? Argh!
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      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Potato Wizard is a wizard, Zero's a, uh, hero.

        Part of me wants to sleep in my car between these weekend shifts, but I know that's not a good habit to form. At least it's not like this every day, just twice per week. And people ask me why I'm a coffee addict.
        Mar 6, 2016
      3. Catilena1890
        Catilena1890
        coffee is delicious and good for the soul <3
        Mar 6, 2016
      4. Wizard
        Wizard
        I agree, I am a Wizard
        Mar 6, 2016
    18. Pixel
      Pixel
      Just found the the perfect way for you to pay me back! ...No, I merely jest, but this website is actually pretty cool and it's fully reputable too~
      1. Pixel
        Pixel
        Mar 2, 2016
      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        I sent an email to their address to make sure everything can go as planned, considering the previously-discussed difficulties. Now we just wait and see...
        Mar 2, 2016
      3. Pixel
        Pixel
        Wait, you're actually going to try it?
        Mar 2, 2016
    19. Eclipse
      1. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Yes! Exactly! I mean she may never live up to her name (I'm new to this chicken-raising thing), but I think it's delightfully sadistic all the same.
        Mar 1, 2016
    20. Maantijger
      Maantijger
      Your is honestly pretty sexy omg
      1. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        My is so sexy you can't even specify.
        Feb 29, 2016
      2. Zero Sifr
        Zero Sifr
        Nah man, I know what you mean. I get that a lot, even more when I'm actually talking to a human and have some natural emoting in there, not just talking at a tablet. Thanks for the compliment.
        Feb 29, 2016
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    Birthday:
    January 1
    Location:
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    Favorite Pokémon:
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    Claimer of Steelix and Mega Man Zero.
    Trainer pic by Ravenide; file integrity check by 8542Madness; signature concept, assembly, and all variations by me.
    [3D='pignite'] [3D='leavanny'] [3D='riolu'] [3D='flaaffy'] [3D='grimer'] [3D='sandile']​
    Gannon-27 Pearl-25 Nadir-25 Al-Iksandr-24 Goo-25 K. Rool-23​
    (before power-leveling: 22, 22, 21, 21, 20, 21)
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