#1 fanfic

One day little mac saw captain falcon. He was like "Oh man he is such a hottie." He decided to date captain falcon, if captain falcon would allow it. He walked up to captain falcon and said to him, "Date me m8." He dated him. There was an unfortunate accident of love that yielded a horse. They loved the horse, but always considered it an accident. The horse lived a long and complicated life of love, hate, and generally confused feelings. Little mac and captain falcon lived a similarly emotionally confused life. They loved each other, but fought each other and killed each other on a regular basis. The struggle was real, m8's. The struggle was very real. Then... the accident happened. Not just the horse. This accident was beyond the accident of the horse. This accident was of meteoric proportions. Captain falcon meteor super saiyan stomped little mac. This made little mac angry. He wanted revenge on captain falcon and decided the best way to do so was to disown the horse as his complicated relation. Captain falcon, in retaliation to this emotionally scarring move, decided he would date the horse instead. The new OTP was captain falcon x horse. They built a complex relationship of false love, but didn't really believe in themselves. They took the false love to the grave, however, and everybody else believed that they really did love each other. The show of love was so convincing that even Obama shipped them. The OTP may have been the most OTP of all, but it was indeed false.