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2 + 2 = Fish - PROOF!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sanctuary, Jan 17, 2016.

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  1. Sanctuary

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    Today, my friends, I am here to blow your minds. I am here to prove the impossible.
    I am here to scientifically prove that 2 + 2 = Fish. Some of you may have known about this for a long time, but for those of you who don't know yet, prepare to have your minds blown.
    You ready? Here we go.


    1) Here, you will see the number two twice on the screen.
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    2) Now you'll the both of them next to each other.
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    3) This is where things really break down. You'll need to flip one of them (whichever one) horizontally, while keeping them next to each other.
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    4) Alright, here we go...
    FUUUUUUUUUU
    SION
    HA!!!!!!!!!!!
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    We're not done yet, ohohohoho no sirree. Take a look at the form. Seems a bit familiar, right?

    5) Well... what if I flip it like THIS?
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    Much more familiar, right?

    6) Time to add the finishing touches...
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    BAM! 2 + 2 = FISH!!!!

    7) (Optional) Put him in his place. I named this one Timmy.
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    What does Timmy think of this mind-blowing scientific explanation?

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    And there you have it, my children. Please let me know what other theories you'd like me to scientifically prove. I'll probably be too lazy to prove them, but let me know anyway.
     
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  2. East

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    I'd like for you to prove the theory that @[member="LostSpirit"] is actually a man irl
     
    #2 Jan 17, 2016
  3. LostSpirit

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    11/10 proof Sanc.

    ALSO, I AM ACTUALLY NOT A MAN. HAVE YOU READ MY SKYPE MOOD? HELLO?
     
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    Fake as fuck
     
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  5. East

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    You are totally a man with a feminine voice. :)
     
    #5 Jan 17, 2016
  6. Sanctuary

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    Hello... It's me...
     
    #6 Jan 17, 2016
  7. Maantijger

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    Please refrain.
     
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  8. Pitmore

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    I have a theory about how LVAnnouncer is a meme
     
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  9. ✯Ho-OhLugia✯

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    7+7= Triangle, and 3+3= 8.

    I have seen nothing new, my friend.

    Except for Timmy, who I absolutely LOVE!
     
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    But can you figure out what one plus one is@[member="Sanctuary"]?
     
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    Can you prove that 3+3 = 8 Please! My friends don't believe me, but I know it's true!
     
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    What is 9+10 ;)
     
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    Two plus two isn't five! It's SIX!

    SIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!
     
    #13 Jan 17, 2016
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    Prove to us the theory that you are so L 7
     
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    Haha, you named him Timmy. Where did his stupid pink hat go, though?



    Actually, it is five, but only for extremely high values of two.
     
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  16. Thunder

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    It is true, all you do is flip on of the numbers, then have fun with your... FUSIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


    Ɛ+3= 8
     
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  17. Sanctuary

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    D-don't... don't do that...

    He's this version of Timmy. He hasn't talked to his mom yet, she's still preparing dinner.

    21.
     
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  18. Megarai111

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    You, my friend, deserve a Noble Prize!
    I can tick that off my list of "10 things I need to prove before I die"!
     
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  19. Nightmare Fredbear

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    then tell me.
    how do you do 2+2 =5
     
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  20. Eclipse

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    2.49 + 2.49 = 4.98. Round to the nearest integer.

    "2" isn't the same thing as "2."; in reality it's just "2 ± 0.5", or more accurately, "1.5 ≤ 2 < 2.5", since 2.5 would round up to 3. Any value of 2 that is at least 2.25, when added up, will equal 5 - which is just "4.5 ≤ 5 < 5.5".

    MATH!!
    It works.
     
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