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ANSWER A POKE-QUESTION, ASK A POKE-QUESTION

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Achromatic, Apr 8, 2013.

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  1. Achromatic

    Achromatic
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    #TeamMagikarp

    Eevee (KS)
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    The idea is that you answer the question before you in a creative manner and purpose another.

    Example:

    Person 1:
    Why do Pokémon have limbs?

    Person 2:
    To store their food!

    Should Pokémon be allowed to dance?

    Person 3:
    No, it's racist!

    Why is it that in the Pokémon universe, health care is free, yet lemonade costs 350 dollars?

    And so forth
     
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  2. Trainer_Ebony

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    Because of the rarity of the Lemon Pokémon it comes from. Why do trainers pay you and try to be your friend for beating their Pokémon within inches of their lives?
     
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  3. Achromatic

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    Because the economy is bad in the Pokémon world.

    Why do the Magikarp in Lake Valor roll around in the mud?
     
    #3 Apr 8, 2013
  4. Trainer_Ebony

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    Because Arceus demands entertainment! >: D
    Why is it that Oak has been researching Pokémon all his life, yet has an empty Pokédex?
     
    #4 Apr 8, 2013
  5. Oim

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    He wants to send the children away so the moms in town have more free time.

    Do Pokémon use the bathroom in their Pokeballs?
     
    #5 Apr 8, 2013
  6. Achromatic

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    No, they hold it in and that's why they faint in battle so easily.

    Can you clip a Dragonites wings?
     
    #6 Apr 8, 2013
  7. Trainer_Ebony

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    Ofcorse. Where do you think Magikarp come from?

    Why do no regions besides sinnoh know god?
     
    #7 Apr 8, 2013
  8. TheLegendofPie

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    Because they're all pro-atheist and anti-religion.

    How come the first route a player encounters in every region always "smells like adventure" or "gives the feeling of a new beginning"?
     
    #8 Apr 9, 2013
  9. Banshee

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    Because to them, life is like a brand new scratch and sniff book. So every new page is like a brand new adventure with a new smell.

    When you use Surf, why do your Pokémon look like a Lapras or a Wailmer when you ride on them? Even if you chose a Goldeen or Aggron to surf on?
     
    #9 Apr 9, 2013
  10. Nate

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    hi

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    Because all Pokémon secretly know transform.

    How can you fly on Dodrio?
     
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  11. Slugkid

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    It spins it's heads like a helicopter!

    If items are on pokéballs, why do you sometimes find pokéballs inside pokéballs, then discard the PB the PB you got was in?
     
    #11 Apr 10, 2013
  12. Achromatic

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    Because trainers never had school, they are stupid! They lived with mom until they are 10! Even if they had school, they are still quitting pretty early!

    If Alakazam is so smart, how can he only say his name?
     
    #12 Apr 11, 2013
  13. Fluffy_Eevee

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    He is so smart, he doesn't want to talk to stupid humans/trainers. Because he thinks he is better than humans!

    Why does everyone hate Zubat?
     
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  14. Lucario_J

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    *Screech!!!*

    Why do trainers battle you when you didn't look them in the eye?
     
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  15. Shadow Blaze

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    They assume you saw them, which you probably did.

    Why does the Silver Wobbuffet sprite look so darn depressed?
     
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  16. EmeraldGlee

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    Because it predicted that they would put lipstick on it in the future.

    Why can only the Meowth line learn Pay Day?
     
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  17. Lucario_J

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    Bacau se they get payed on the day they use it, and they like money.

    What if everyone was a Pokémon in the modern world?
     
    #17 Jul 4, 2013
  18. Shadow Blaze

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    Street fights would be worse than they already are.

    What would you do if a random Togepi was found on your doorstep?
     
    #18 Jul 4, 2013
  19. midnightclubx

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    See if it had an owner first before I think about keeping it.

    Why does Skrelp look so depressed? :<
     
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  20. EmeraldGlee

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    Because it used to be a Horsea before pollution happened.

    Why do some shiny Pokémon look like the original?
     
    #20 Jul 5, 2013
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