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Attempted Badass

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by LassusVulpes, Jun 4, 2020.

  1. LassusVulpes

    LassusVulpes Eclipse Holder

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    Okay i've made a couple bad games recently . I wanna make one that is fun instead of using just Last to post and 1000 page.

    This is a game called Attempted Badass (open for other names)

    It's like corrupt a wish but it's with people trying to be bad ass.

    It plays like this

    '
    P1: Does a backflip on a scooter
    P2: But it hits you in the ankle
    ,

    I'll start

    Does a backflip
     
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  2. Captain Comet

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    But doesn't spin enough and lands on his face.

    Punches through a door
     
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  3. LassusVulpes

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    The door sticks onto your hand as you pull away and you fall backwards

    I run up a wall
     
  4. Captain Comet

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    Basic Gary Oak ★Rage Candy Bar ★★★Jaw Fossil ★★★Galladite ★★★★
    You run up too fast and slam face first into the ceiling.

    I throw a baseball at a beer can about 20 feet away
     
  5. Jupjami

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    Thou missest entirely and instead breakest the windowglass of a policeman's vehicle~

    Now I shall do the most badass thing I can think of:
    I do zilch :)
     
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  6. LassusVulpes

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    You end up doing nothing for so long you forgot to breath and you suffocated and died

    I played osu and played a 5*
     
  7. ChocoChicken

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    Your computer crashes.

    I roll a nat 20
     
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  8. LassusVulpes

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    It turns out you rolled a nat 1 when going off to cut a goblin's dick and you just end up giving it a handie and now your group mates call you 'the hand of mercy'


    I go to drop kick a friend.
     
  9. ChocoChicken

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    Hey I know that post I've seen it
    You pick up your friend and drop them. They snap your leg in two on the fall.

    I win a race in Mario Kart Wii
     
  10. Adler

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    But the power goes out as soon as the next race begins


    Becomes a Chess Grand Master
     
  11. LassusVulpes

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    But you're against a bunch of toddlers .

    I can use magic.
     
  12. Kecleon

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    But it literally blows up in your face.

    Lifts an entire car.
     
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  13. Jupjami

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    Congratulations, thou now be strong enough to hold thy Hot Wheels collection~!

    I play/dance PPAP in front of Link and Comet~
     

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