Best/Favourite pokedex entries?

"Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm."

Just. Ew. xD

 

It just sounds really nice. ^w^

 

-Kadabra (FR/LG)

-Spoink (R/S)

-Larvitar (Gold)

 

There are plenty of disturbing entries, but one of the most terrifying by far in my opinion is Banette's in D/P/Pt: 'A doll that became a Pokémon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it.' The thought of a creepy looking possessed doll hunting down its owner for vengeance is absolutely terrifying to me. Sadly, there's no good fanart of this, like there is with, say, Cacturne hunting down people in the desert- I mean, can't someone just draw a bedroom from a kid's perspective with Banette's shadow looming from the window or something? That'd be freaky as all hell.

 

My personal favorite is

Doesn't that sound cute? I would love to meet a real togekiss. Pokédex entries are great.

 

Oh my god, why though? I don't have a favorite to share but this really made me laugh. Pokémon is a very child friendly game yet some of the Pokédex descriptions are so morbid and creepy. It is one thing that I love about Pokémon, and despite the games becoming even more child friendly it doesn't seem like they plan on changing the descriptions anytime soon.