Today is the anniversary of the day you appeared in a physical form separate from your mother's own organs. This calls for celebration for successfully existing for 20 years. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHATEVER YOU ARE (I'm not entirely sure and it doesn't matter you're awesome regardless. Even if you're one of those mushrooms that mind control ants that inspired The Last of Us.) EDIT BECAUSE I'M A DUMMY: This is for @LassusVulpes btw
The Earth has cycled around the sun in a number that is an integer since you have exited your mother's womb. This is cause for celebration