Characters Sean (Me): GREEN0704 Ash: BestTrainer Paul: ImNotEmo Gardevoir (Owned by Sean): GardyRules Serena: ILoveContests Diancie: ShinyGem Pikachu: ImYellow Greninja: IllWaterShurkinYou Stuff Posted by GardyRules So guys... Um... What do we do in here. I look like a human but what the what do I even do on a blog? We don't belong on blogs... Comments: GREEN0704: I may be your trainer but crap if I know... BestTrainer: Same... What are Pikachu and Greninja doing on here? ImYellow: Yeah... Greninja shouldn't you be protecting Kalos from those weird evil vines? IllWaterShurkinYou: I found a computer in the forest and decided to join this blog... When you're not protecting Kalos, all you can do is watch the Zygarde Cores absorb sunlight and crap... ShinyGem: Who am I, chopped liver? BestTrainer: Diancie, how the heck did you even get a computer... ShinyGem: Like Greninja, I found it in the forest... GREEN0704: Computers seem to be unloved these days... GardyRules: Sean, as we type this, literally 56% of the world is on computers including us... GREEN0704: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT??? GardyRules: Idk. Get a better mind... GREEN0704: Is it sad when you're own Pokémon is telling you to get a better mind... ON THE INTERNET???? ILoveContests: Very. BestTrainer: Yup. ImNotEmo: Yes. GREEN0704: Paul, you're name makes no sense... You're so emo... ImNotEmo: Crap you. BestTrainer: YOU SON OF A MAGIKARP IDIOT!!! YOU ABANDONED ME!!!! I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE REVERSE WORLD!!!! BestTrainer: Sorry, Infernape got control of my computer for a sec. GardyRules: Lol. ImYellow: Ash, what should I get you for your birthday while we're talking? GREEN0704: Oh cool, how old will you be Ash? BestTrainer: 10 :} GREEN0704:... GREEN0704: No seriously... How old... BestTrainer: 10. Still... GREEN0704: THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU??? SHOULDN'T YOU BE LIKE 47 BY NOW???? BestTrainer: I'm 10... Blame the Anime developers... BestTrainer: My Butterfree hated Gamefreak... GardyRules: Why? BestTrainer: His name made him keep thinking about what his normal form looked like...I GardyRules: What? BestTrainer: Long story short, he used to dump butter on himself at every opportunity... GREEN0704: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY ARCEUS YES!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! BestTrainer: To think now he's living it up in style with a miscolored Butterfree... GREEN0704: Hold on a second... I just realized something... Ash remember when Oshawatt and Piplup fell in love with Meloetta... BestTrainer: Yes... Why? GREEN0704: Mythical Pokémon don't have genders... ShinyGem: We do... You just can't tell... The one you traveled with could be male for all we know... Our voices don't change depending on gender so... BestTrainer:... WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????? GREEN0704: We're just pointing out the truth... Wait Diancie, what gender are you... ShinyGem: I'm female... GREEN0704: Oh, thank Arceus... GardyRules: We can be male... To females it's a good thing though... GREEN0704: How exactly? GardyRules: When guys ask us out, we can just say we're male. GREEN0704: Pokémon Genders are just... So crappy... ILoveContests: Agreed...
