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Bloom Love Love Redux: Love is in Bloom Forever Sunshine Flower Sunset Story

Discussion in 'Literature Library' started by Achromatic, Mar 16, 2015.

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  1. Achromatic

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    Bloom Love Love Redux: ​
    Love is in Bloom Forever Sunshine Flower Sunset Story​
    It was a warm sunny day...Bloom-chan was out on the warm, sunny, warm and sunny hot yet somewhat warm field in the fields. She was looking at the beautiful flowers, admiring them...They were so admirable.​
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    Suddenly, something long, thick and brown caught Blooms gaze...it was this tree...This fantastic tree. This tree...was really good. It sure was. This tree was...BARKing good...​
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    Bloom felt a strong passion towards this tree...this tree, which was big, brown, and loveable... she knew that they must be together. Forever. And ever.​
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    "T-tree...Tree senpai!" Bloom sead.​
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    "What is it, my lovely Bloom?"​
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    Bloom blushed. She gushed. She flushed.​
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    "My minds telling me no, but my body...my bodies telling me yes! Tree! I don't wanna hurt no body, but there is something that I must confeeeeeesssss...to you."​
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    Bloom takes a deep breath.​

    "I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind. I don't see nothin' wrong...Yeah. I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and griiiiind. heeeeeeywoaaaah."​
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    The tree is confused. It doesn't understand Blooms advances as it is a tree.​
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    "See I know just what you want, and I know just what you need Tree, so tree bring your trunk to me...I'm not foolin' around with you, baby my love is true! With you where is where I wanna be!"​
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    The tree is confused, yet somewhat aroused. The tree gladly accepts Blooms advances.​
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    "Bloom-senpai...I may be just a tree, but let me tell you this...you are barking up the RIGHT tree!"​
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    The tree unzipped it's trunk and they began to kiss.​
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    ...​
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    Two years on, the two are happily married and live in a cottage by the beach.​
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    Bloom got many splinters.​
    Fin​
     
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  2. Garudarocks

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    TWELVE OUT OF TEN!!!!!!!
     
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  3. LostSpirit

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    This is by far one of the cutest stories on LV.
    This story has roots man. Copy Pastarino.
    Congrats to Bloom.
     
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    this is my aesthetic
     
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    I don't know how to respond to this.....





















    Why
     
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    @[member="Bloom"] did you recover from your splinters? :smug:
     
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    Ten outta ten!

    Groot and Bloom are the real OTP!

    Good job Ben and im am happy for you Bloom-chan!
     
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    7.8/10, too many splinters...
     
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    7.8/10 Too much tree.
     
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    Oh lord. I just can't. Like. I can't even. How why. What.
     
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    YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THE IDEA.
    Totally not throwing you off the bus
     
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    WAIT WHAT.

    I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS- oh wait I think I did. Did I? I hope not...
     
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    YOU DID. YOU WERE LIKE "How about Bloom falling in love with a tree?"
     
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    NO. That did not happen. I did not ever say (type?) those words.
     
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    What did I walk into? Why did I click this... Oh who am I kidding, this is amazing xD
     
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    Uhm.... Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...

    What in the... What did I witness? (This is my common sense)
    *shoots commomn sense

    Brilliant! Amazing story! That's gr8, I r8 8/8 m8!
    I hate myself
     
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    Never in my life have I been truly speechless. Except now.

    I give it a 23 out of 17.
     
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    "..............................................." - Pokémon Trainer Red

    I think that fits exactly how I feel right now. Beautiful story.
     
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  19. Achromatic

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    Tammy, that was Shiny! Shiny was the suggester of ideas!
     
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    Since nobody else has said this....

    Still a better love story than Twilight.
     
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