I walked into the daycare. I sent out my shiny Gardevoir. (I actually have one in the games and yes it is female. I have a shiny Gallade too but he's not in this story. What can I say, I love the Ralts line) "Okay Gardevoir, I'm going to breed you with my Muk!" I said to her while sending him out. She turned away and said " You want me to breed with THAT? No way! Can it even breed?! Besides, my dress will be ruined... " through telepathy. "Okay, how about Marcargo?" I said sending out the lava snail. " Really? He's 3500 degrees Fahrenheit!!! I'll burn to death!!!! Pass. " she said. "Okay... How about my Weezing..." I said annoyed while sending him out. " YOU WANT ME TO BREED WITH A LIVING FART CONTAINMENT??? HECK NO!!! " She screamed backing away. I sighed. "Then, how about my Blaziken?" I asked very annoyed while sending him out. " NO WAY!!! THAT'S LIKE A HUMAN RAPING A VULTURE!!!! " She said disgusted. "But, you're not human! I demand you to choose someone here to have a baby with!!!!" I screamed completely ticked off. She looked around and said "Well than, let's see how you like it..." She said smiling devilishly. "What?" She used her powers to lock me in a room with the four Pokémon who were expecting to mate today. Being stupid, they looked at me thinking they had to breed with me. Gardevoir P.O.V I was laughing my butt off outside. "NOOOO!!!! GET OFF ME YOU LIVING VOLCANO!!! GET AWAY FROM THAT YOU SLIMEY PUDDLE!!!!" I heard from the room only making me howl with laughter more. After an hour of crying from laughter, my master came outside. "I hate you so much..." He said to me. " So have we learned our lesson? " I said with a devilish smile. "WHY I OUTTA!!!!" He screamed charging at me. I held him with physic and wagged my finger. " Ah, ah, ah... Have we learned are lesson or will you have to learn again... " "I hate you so much... Fine... Yes I did..." He said to me. I patted him on the head and smiled. " Good trainer. " I said. He growled with anger and returned the other Pokémon. I hope you learned your lesson... Pokémon hate breeding... They... Will... Revolt...
