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Cavemen vs. Astronauts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Dawn, Sep 22, 2018.

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If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

  1. Cavemen

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  2. Astronauts

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  1. Dawn

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    If they got into a fight, who would win?

    The astronauts don't have weapons.
     
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    Cavemen: They May not have brains but they will have more brute strength and a higher pain tolerance than astronauts.
     
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  3. DemonicKraken

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    Caveman, easily. You said the astronauts dont have weapons but you never said anything about the cavemen. They shall unite to create the club club and fight the astronauts.
     
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    Gotta give it to cavemen. I wish I could say astronauts, but they would totally lose in a fight against a gang of brutal neanderthals
     
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    Cavemen. Sure, astronauts do have the better brain, but cavemen lived in a harsher world and it mostly just boils down to the fact that they know how to kill.
     
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  6. Owly

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    Ignoring the obvious question . . .

    I would say astronauts, assuming the cavemen don't have weapons. (if they do, it's a shoe-in.) Modern-day astronauts would be much larger than cavemen, meaning they'd weigh a lot more. They'd also probably be stronger, since cavemen are hunter-gatherers, but the astronauts always know where their next meal is coming from. Astronauts aren't just brains - they've got plenty of brawn, since they need to survive in space. So when it comes down to it, I'd say the astronauts definitely have the physical advantage here.
     
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    This. Having adequate nutrition, military-grade fitness and training experience, as well as some melee/unarmed combat training whose origins go back through centuries (maybe millennia) of tradition and refinement would make an adequately motivated astronaut a formidable foe.

    Remember that most astronauts aren't poindexter nerds in space suits; they're mostly trained military personnel. Militaries are made of strong people who are trained by smart people. A cave-dweller might be more ruthless and hold back less in a fight, but their training is almost nothing.
     
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    Well, astronauts know how to heal themselves, and they know what to do in certain situations, but they're unarmed and the cavemen *might* be. I'm on the fence here.
     
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  9. awney

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    I’m gonna go with astronauts. They know how to take care of themselves and are more equipped to deal with something if a problem arises.
     
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