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Chuck Norris Facts

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Reckless, Nov 25, 2014.

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  1. Reckless

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    *Shamelessly 'borrows' from a thread she made on another forum a couple years back*

    Playing off of the infamous website, here you can post one of the various 'facts' about the legend himself. These are often ludicrous phrases made up by fans, but they do prove to be good for a laugh sometimes.
    However, you may only post one 'fact' at a time. ;)

    Here we go;
    Chuck Norris' calendar goes from march 31st to April 2nd 'cause nobody fools Chuck Norris.
     
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    When God said "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
     
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    When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball, the balls dodge him.
     
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    Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through the land.
     
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    Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called The Islands.
     
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    Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He refused to pay for the damages.
     
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    Fear of spiders is Arachnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chiaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
     
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    *searches through the book of 1000 Chuck Norris facts in my room*

    The original title of Alien vs Predator was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but no one would want to pay money to go see a 14 second long movie.
     
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    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
     
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    All fatalities in Mortal Kombat are actually eye-witness recreations of Chuck Norris in a traffic jam,
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard: only another fist.
     
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    Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
     
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice... Backwards
     
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    There was once a road called Chuck Norris. They soon renamed it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
     
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    Every time Chuck Norris raises his eyebrow, a new crater is made on the moon.
     
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    Chuck Norris defeated trainer Red with only a Magikarp, who took no damage.
     
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    Chuck Norris beat Battletoad on his first try, with only his feet, blindfolded.
     
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    Chuck Norris threw a paper airplane when he was 4 years old. It landed yesterday.
     
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    Did you know Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer? Its just a shame he never cries.
     
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    A king cobra bit Chuck Norris, and after 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
     
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