Corrupt a wish

Granted, but every male would turn into a fly and every female would turn into a cockroach

I wish I never had to shower again without smelling or my hair going all greasy

 

Your wish has been granted. Now you can only work jobs that get dirt or grime all over you.

I wish I was able to avoid the injury I suffered in high school football in order to keep playing.

 

Have fun playing football for the rest of your life and losing every game.

I wish I knew how to play Dungeons & Dragons.

 

Granted, but now you can never play any other video game ever.
I wish I could eat apple pie whenever I want to without ever getting fat or sick.

 

Yeah, but what if all the apples used are rotten?
I wish, I can meet him soon......

 

Wish granted but you will only get to meet him twice not counting this one.

I wish I had someone to roleplay with me nicely and non-romance on a constant basis

 

Granted. But what if that someone changes in future and becomes a person who is the total opposite of what you wished?
I wish, my vaporeon levels up faster. (Ahh! I totally despise vaporeon!) (Sorry, VaporeonFans, but it's true.)

 

Grated but now you only have vamporeons

I wish I told some how I felt and still feel about them last time I saw him

 

Granted, but he has no idea who you are.

I wish...for three more wishes.

 

Granted but they all get extra corrupted


I wish I told the boy from my prevois wish how I felt and still feel about him the last time I saw him and he will know me

 

You tell him but he's weirded out and things are awkward between you for a very long time.

I wish I could learn how to speak every language in the world!

 

Granted but you can read and write none of them.

I wish I was a Goomy.

 

You become one, but you will only be able to eat leaves for the rest of your life
I wish I had a photographic memory

 

Granted. That wish corrupts itself every time you see something disturbing even without my interference.
I wish for a bowl of Peanut Butter ice cream.

 

Wish granted but it's melted

I wish I had a bunch of hersys chocolate in a big fridge that works

 

Your refrigerator begins running. Away that is. It sprouts legs and dashes out the door, taking your chocolate with it only to be hit by a semi a few seconds later. Your chocolate is destroyed in the wreckage.

I wish I had a working magic wand like in Harry Potter.

 

Granted, but it breaks the first time you try to use it.

I wish I could control the temperature wherever I go.

 

Your wish has been granted, now you can only adjust to extreme heat or extreme cold.

I wish that I could learn math easier or better.

 

Granted, but now you can only solve algebraic questions (Can't even solve 1+1 anymore).

I wish I had an infinite supply of ice-cream.

 

Wish granted, but it's your least favourite flavour.

I wish I was ambidextrous.