Corrupt a wish

you give him the gift but he drops it as soon as he's about to open it

I wish I could make some shinies look better

 

Okay. But what if other people don't like your designs?

I wish, I get better at applying eye-liner.

 

Granted, but it will take twice as long as it does for any other makeup applied

I wish I could have a 100% free throw rate.

 

you can but only with friend balls

edit: I wish I could have a shiny Yveltal named Bacon

 

Okay but what if it is unable to win any ValorBattles?

I wish I get better at playing Volleyball.

 

But then you get too good at volleyball and it has no more challenge or intrigue for you now.

I wish I could get a good amount of sleep.

 

Granted. But what if you adopt a habit of sleeping a lot?

I wish my hair grows longer soon. It has to be atleast till my waist.

 

Well then the hair would get in the way of things and stuff.

I wish everything I put in the creativity section wASN'T COMPLETELY IGNORED--

 

Granted... but you have to work for it! Hard work gets you noticed!

I wish I could sell my art for REAL LIFE money!

 

Ok. But what if the people don't like your art and they never get sold?

I wish I could sing better.

 

Your wish is granted and you now are a better singer than anyone else in the world, however you have to sing every time you talk.
I wish I could be good at D&D.

 

Wish has been granted. Only catch is that you can never be the dungeon master!

I wish my Xbox would update faster.

 

Wish granted, but now it decides to update without your permission.

I wish I could remember to drink more water.

 

Okay, but now you get dehydrated extremely quickly.

I wish I could grind levels faster in any RPG I play. (so damn boring for me)

 

you can but you keep forgetting to save before each boss so if you do get defeated, it's back to the grind

I wish there was more Pokéball variety to catch Pokémon in

 

Alright, but the new Pokéball types don't state their effects, so you never use them to their full potential.

I wish a stealth heist in Payday 2 would ACTUALLY GO ACCORDING TO PLAN FOR ONCE! So many times I screw up in them because I make an error in my planning...

 

Granted. Your your plan is beautiful, the execution is flawless, and you get the biggest payout ever earned! Too bad your earnings were so huge they crashed the game before it could be saved.

I wish the weather would stop chaning so rapidly and just make up its mind.

 

granted but now everything is now stuck as the one weather

I wish Pokémon GO was a little more accurate to the mainline games the only accurate thing (hatching eggs) is too boring

 

Okay, this somehow double posted

 

Congratz! Pokémon GO is now completely accurate and plays perfectly! Too bad you are permanently unable to connect to the servers to play the game...

I wish that I was better at Edmund McMillen's platforming games. (Super Meat Boy and The End is Nigh)