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Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'Game Corner' started by Tonochi, Mar 7, 2016.

  1. FireSpartan5

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    Granted, but the world is launched into chaos trying to fill the gap in power left by one of the leaders in global economic affairs.

    I wish for better social skills.
     
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  2. BraviaryScout

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    Wish granted, but whenever you put it to use, you’ll have a distinct body odor.

    I wish that I didn’t need a pair of gloves to touch my car’s searing hot steering wheel during the daytime. (Yes, in California it’s THAT hot)
     
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  3. TheSadUmbreon

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    Wish granted but now you need socsockon your hands) to touch any part of your car in both summer and winter

    I wish I have a cookie
     
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  4. The Eccentric Axolotl

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    Wish granted...
    It's not like the cookie you wished for was disgusting or not at all poisonous.

    I wish somebody makes me a new hat for my avatar.
     
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  5. Pory-ZPlayz

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    But then you would be less recognisable on the site.

    I wish I can finally find my shiny charmander after more than 150 encounters
     
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  6. FireSpartan5

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    Granted. You got it, but then the game crashes and you lose your progress since your last save.

    I wish Team Azure wins the Summer Scramble!
     
  7. BraviaryScout

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    Granted, but you won’t be able to contribute anymore in the scramble, causing the staff to remove you from the team due to a lack of participation.

    I wish beer wasn’t so expensive. (The good kind) Miller Lite is nasty as shit
     
  8. awney

    awney i'm lame

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    Granted. But every beer is now misproduced and is now just water.

    I wish I could fix my sleep schedule.
     
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  9. TheSadUmbreon

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    Granted but then everyone else you know and like gets set to a your schedule than yoour old sleep schedule living only you and people you don't like awake at the same time

    I wish I could live lil bit more in (relatively normal human) reality
     
  10. Jupjami

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    Wişh granted. Vü now lives in Kanada.
     
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  11. TheSadUmbreon

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    No wish
    *you * Canada
     
  12. Jupjami

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    Oh прости

    Ī wişh Sovıet Ūnion did not lose Cold War
     
  13. Sethal

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    Granted, but then Germany would start a third world war and even 'win' it.

    I wish, that... I actually become smart through school.
     
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  14. TheSadUmbreon

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    Wish granted but you wouldn't have any smarts other than book smarts and would hate even slight fictions

    I wish I could watch any movie or show I want without to many adds
     
  15. FireSpartan5

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    Granted. You don't have to add, but plenty of ads will play. (This is why spelling is important, folks!)

    I wish I could always wake up on time.
     
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  16. Jupjami

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    Da~ If vü slēēps very lāte, vü will still wāke up early.

    Ī wişh Amerika never conqŭered Philippines~

    + - PS: , is ōkāy if Ĝermany wins, as lońg as BRICS & PPICS are on his sīde~  
     
  17. RWBY Gaster

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    Granted but USA will launch nuclear missiles for no reason

    I wish I have a wish that is completely immune to the corruption in this game
     
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  18. Sethal

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    Sure, granted. This wish will stay immune to the corruption. But not your future wishes, if I'm right. So I'll corrupt these *those instead.
    Granted, but you won't be able to wish the same or similar things in the future.

    I wish I'll find an intact Nintendo Switch with all games currently available on the street. And I get it for free.
     
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  19. RWBY Gaster

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    Not a wish but a grammar and spelling police
    *those
     
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  20. BraviaryScout

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    Wish granted, but you only get all the current titles released. Future games will still cost money.

    I wish that I’d get Contributor.
     

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