Corrupt a wish

Granted. But it was Dubious Food

I wish I had a bowling ball

 

granted but it always finds your toes when it falls
i wish for the next person to make a dragon ball related wish

 

Granted, but it is this.
I wish Beerus would blow up Earth.

 

Granted, he blew up the word "Earth" in a random sign.

I wish you killed your ancestor that is not my ancestor~

 

Unfortunately, this ancestor you killed saved your own ancestor in another timeline. Because you killed him, your ancestor died too, making you pop out of existence along with the rest of your family line, and nobody has any memories or evidence of your existence.

I wish my parents loved me
(Oh god this is going to go terribly wrong isn't it?)

 

Well, they love you... But it's a romantic love. Need I say any more.

I wish I could speak, read, and write fluid Latin.

 

Unfortunately you're the only one who can. Along with that, you ONLY know that and everyone thinks you're mentally insane.

I wish for world hunger to happen

(Horrid wish, I know, but how could it get worse?)

 

Granted but now the Earth hungers for the flesh of those who live on it while world hunger is happening.

I wish I was a Psychic

 

Your abilities turn on you, eventually making you go insane

 

(ok now make your wish)

 

(Oh whoops, I thought I did.)
I wish for Link to die in Majora's Mask!

 

Granted but another fellow named Link died instead, the actual Hero is still alive.

I wish I could get a healthy amount of sleep everyday

 

Granted, but you only have nightmares that stay in your mind the entire day and make you wake up sweating, eventually giving you extreme paranoia.

I wish for the moon to fall and only I and one beautiful woman to survive, along with animals, crops, and modern technology.

 

Wheres the wish?

 

Reload the page, I always forget to do it so I immediately go back and edit it

 

Granted but nothing goes your way. The woman is not interested in you, the animals and plants are all sick and die out, and the technology fails and wont work.

I wish I could be a Mage

 

Granted, but every negative spell you use takes effect on you too, including acts of self defense.

I wish this eevee becomes a jolteon

 

Granted but you accidentally release it as you go to evolve it.

I wish I had taco bell that would deliver taco bell food that I want

 

Granted, but you receive food poisoning every time
I wish I had pokeballs other than my master ball for this dialga egg

 

You have two normal Pokéballs now, but when you go to use them, both fail.

I wish I had less work to do this week.