You come back all salty and slimy instead. It is the ocean, after all. I wish I had a lava lamp in the shape of an upwards-facing brofist.
Congratulations Eclipse! You just received your upwards-facing brofist shaped lava lamp! But what to do about constant punches it gives you while you are asleep? I wish I am good at soccer.
Congrats! You became good at soccer but with that others became champs in soccer so, you are still no match in front of others. I wish i can summon ice- cream
Of course. It shouldn't take too much effort to make the ice cream appeaaaaaAVALAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHE!! RUN!! I wish I didn't forget to purchase things at the grocery. Return trips are always a pain.
Now you remember your grocery list but every time you goes to buy grocery the shop remains close. No groceries.... I wish none of my wishes can be corrupted by anyone
In order for that to happen, you would have to never make a wish ever again. Thus, your desires are never realised. Flawless victory! I wish I was always satiated in terms of hunger and thirst.
Aah, then you are always satisfied, but ever so full. Now you cannot eat or drink, thus terminating your supply of nutrients and water and... I wish everyone is happy.
Everyone becomes happy! What a wonderful world! Except, with no sadness to counterbalance the happiness, the happiness becomes meaningless, which in turn causes everyone to fall into an extremely happy depression. Now the world is so happy everyone hates being happy! Hurray! I wish I could become the best serial killer ever and not get caught by anyone! >;3
You became the best serial killer and no one was able to catch you. You killed everyone in the world and now there is no one in the world now. With no one to talk to you, you got in deep depression and you starting harming yourself.. I wish my net never get slow
Your net is not slow. In fact, it just completely stopped. Can't load slowly if you don't load at all! I wish everyone back alive >.>
Done! "Welcome to Dimmsdale, where everyone is happy, or else." I wish I had a feather pen, and the feather needs to not currently be attached to another animal, living or dead.
Here! Have on of mine! But then there's a maniac who wants the Rainbow Wing and clutches your ankle until you give it to him. I wish my twin sister can stop bossing me around...
She stopped bossing you around but since everyone thinks that your twin sistet bosses you around they start thinking you are her and she takes advantage of that and you always get scolded I wish i can jump high
Now you can jump as high as Mario, but now there's a Lakitu chasing you! I wish I have time to play games.
Granted. You spend so much time playing games that you never leave your room as well as not having contact with friends and/or family. I wish I never had to sleep.
(But I play games in the lounge room. HAHA) And now you don't have to sleep! You didn't say why, but you now decide not to sleep, and your tiredness is slowly destroying you... I wish I wasn't so silly and forgetful...
You are not silly and forgetful. But because of this everyone misses your real personality which they used to like and started to dislike you I wish i can summon the anime characters
Oh look there are anime characters all around you now from ones you havn't seen and they all seem to speak a foreign language. Where are there subtitles??? I wish to have a genie's lamp.
You have the genie's lamp but the genie inside the lamp does not seem to be nice. He does not fulfill your wish instead he made you fulfill his wishes. You are trapped. I wish I can play games without any interruptions