You're fired. I wish to become the same, successful Link from Twilight Princess. Scrap that. I wish for a corrupted genie Genie: what is your wish Me: I wish to lose three wishes
Well, now you have -1 wishes, since you used one to make that wish, and have to go on a difficult quest to grant the genies wish, being perminently blinded along with many other injuries along the way. I wish that my fish is immortal
Granted, but it chokes to death on a piece of food. I wish to become known for being the best meme creator of all time in the song meme district
It happens and it's hilarious, but it gets butchered by sound effects and almost immediately dies. I wish that I didn't get writers block anymore
(Oooh! I know the feeling) Well congrats now you can't think of anything else but writing and suck at everything that doesn't involve it! I wish that my internet would stop disconnecting so I can watch my Jacksepticeye video. (I'm serious it is so annoying...)
Granted, but all videos never load anyways, but hey, everything else does! I wish to find a Bidoof soon and catch it
But it broke free and you ran out of pokeballs And the shops are nowhere to be found. I wish , uhhh I can get a replica of a statue thats made of iron
You got a two inch tall wooden replica of some random iron statue that looks vaguely humanoid. I wish for a free ticket to Avengers Endgame in a few weeks.
@Friskian (I said I would catch it, so the corruption doesn't work) You get it, but it gets shredded, crumpled, bent, and soaked, and completely destroyed beyond use. I wish to go home early today.
*insert large continuum-bending time machine that will destroy the fabric of space-time and create unlimited paradoxes here* oh, you're early~ I wish to wish a wish that will wish for a wished wish so the wisher will wish a wish for the wished wish by the wished wisher, wishing for a wished wish to wish upon the wisher who wished the wish that I wish
Your tongue caught on fire from saying that so fast and now you're a burning ball of flame! Enjoy! I wish I bought a new ferrari
Now you have a Ferrari, but you are broke and can't afford gas for it. I wish I could star in a Marvel movie.
You're killed off almost immediately and never reappear in the series! I wish I had 50000 PokePoints on this site!
You get them, but the shop is destroyed and you can't spend them on anything. I wish that I had better time management skills.
Sure, but you have to sleep outside, no matter the weather. I wish I could build good Mario Maker Level.
Granted, but you still can't learn it. I wish my parent's loved me I wish to become the most famous SMM2 Course creator of all time.
Wish granted, but once there's a SMM3, your fame will be overshadowed by other level creators from that game. I wish a choir randomly spawns out of nowhere and sings Green Bird, every time somebody gets thrown out a window. (and yes they get spawned outside of the building the that the person is thrown out of)
