You have a bread that is spoiled by fungi. You did not specified how you need it. (Revenge for my dodo thing, although it was not you but it sure feels good). I wish to have a wii u console( i dont have one. Its sad)
Sure! I hugged you! A warm fuzzy feeling envelops you, and now you're on fire! Happy Hugging! I wish I can have some new shiny boots.
You know how to make things disappear now - just not bring them back. I wish Pokémist would exact her revenge on the correct people this time.
Now, Pokemist can revenge the right person. The only that person has to do is make one more post with a wish and i will corrupt that wish badly. I wish i can make things appear too
Ooh, you were not specific! Now you can only make bad things appear. Sorry! I wish I can live in Antarctica without freezing or being cold.
But that happens normally. After a while you don't get cold. You just get dead. I wish that I didn't have any more medical issues, small or otherwise.
Aah, granted! Not a single speck of sickness crosses your path! However, you are suddenly attacked by a group of annoyingly jealous people who wish to spread "equality" and so destroy you knowing that it is unfair to have a person immune to all medical issues. I wish humanity can live on fruits and vegetables alone.
Granted. Because no one is eating meat, everyone dies from lack of protein. I wish the virus on my computer went away...
Virus on your computer went away but more viruses comes in your computer. To prevent that you have to stop using internet. I wish i can make good things appear.
You can make good things appear now, hurray! A shame that you can't actually make them stay appeared and they disappear within a moment again. I wish for the power to change the probability of things happening by sheer will, and I can specifically choose what the probability of it happening is on a scale of 0% to 100%~ good luck corrupting that
( well, that was hard but anyways i corrupted it) You can set a probability of things happening but one problem is there, it will affect your future. For example you set up the probability of happening a thing to 100% so the probability of happening the next thing will automatically set up to 0% and you can't change that. You have to set up the probability wisely and well, nobody knows the future so...uhm..well it depends on your luck that next thing which is going to happen will be good or bad. I wish people complete my wishes instead of corrupting them.
You are not specific about which of your wishes you want completed, and which you want corrupted. Thus it results down to the best guess of the granter, who probably does not have your best wishes in mind. Only the wishes you joke about are realised, while the ones you are more serious towards are jokingly corrupted. Speaking of corrupted, I wish that flash drives in general were a much more robust form of storage media.
Granted! Flash drives become manufactured with protective silicon and iron coats, and therefore are impenetrable to any such force... except for the loss of data and memory stored. In that sense, they are just physically robust. I wish this wish can be corrupted.
This wish is corrupted so logically this wish is not corrupted hence resulting in that your wish is same as before and asking for a corruption of it. Complicated things..... I wish i can take my revenge to Eclipse for corrupting my wishes on specifications.
Trying to pick a fight with a dragon might not be the wisest of choices, you know. And there's always the threat of retaliation... In fact, why wait? Time for a pre-emptive strike, made by first corrupting this wish! I wish Dragon Quest caught on more outside of Japan.
It is hard. Well, dragon quest caught on more outside japan but caught what? You didn't specified, therefore its company got caught in bankruptcy and is unable to pay debts. ( i tried). I wish i never loose my determination to do things.
You never lose your determination. It just gets stolen! I wish my phone displayed timestamps correctly.
Wish is successfully fulfilled. Now your phone shows timestamps clearly but messes with everything else. Now there is nothing other than timestamps that your phone shows correctly. I wish i can have my determination with me forever.
