Hi, this is gonna be fun. You must commit cruel acts, but you cannot go way to extreme. Just act cruel, don't go stabbing people. Just say things like "Filling a doughnut with Mustard" Anywho i'll start I want to punt a togepi .
NOO YOU INFIDEL WHY WHYYYY- ahem Stepping on the feet of those weirdos who wear white shoes (which we actually do, we call it "baptism")
(HAWAIIAN BEST PIZZA NEB IS AN INFIDEL) grab an oreo, remove the cream, replace it with toothpaste and leave it on a plate
Offer to make a friend a food. Make two sandwiches; one with dried crickets on it , and one with bacon bits, both seasoned exactly the same. You can put other stuff on the sandwiches, but they must be the same other than those two things. Cut them into both fourths, put them all on one plate, then give them to said friend. You now have two options. Option 1: Don't say anything and let them eat the sandwich slices and figure out what you did themself. This scenario ends here if you do this. Option 2: Tell them what you put on the sandwiches, and make it a game. They must choose three slices out of the eight available, and take a generous bite out of all of them. If the majority is bacon, then you must eat all the cricket slices. If the majority is crickets, then they have to eat all the cricket slices. If they choose all bacon or all crickets, then the losing participant has to eat all the cricket slices and do a punishment of the winner's decision. However, said loser can offer to play the game again, this time with them making the sandwiches. Game works exactly the same, except it's double or nothing. So the loser would have to do two punishments and the winner is free. The loser can keep deciding to play again in an effort to avoid punishment, but it stacks up every time until someone just takes the loss. Both of you keep gambling your punishments away in the hope that the other one will have to do them. This is your hell now.