Daily dose of comedy.

Many of you could think of this as a prototype of an auto-biography or a comedic script.

I think as of now, my life is pretty funny. It'd be a shame to keep these experiences to myself, so these are some of my experiences that I thought were funny.

My first experience was an experience I think almost everyone here can relate to. Kids can say the weirdest things sometimes. For those of you who have been here for a long time you'll probably know this one. So I was at Brusters, which is an ice cream store that is all drive through with a set of picnic tables outside. NC has the most creative, yet weirdest stuff here. Anyway, I was enjoying my ice cream when a 5 year old kid walks up to me and says "Hi". I politely say "Hi" back and then out of all the things for a 5 year old to say, he says this "I know when you die". I book it as fast as I can, straight to my friends car and he drives off. I never went to the same Brusters again.

There was a time when me and my friends were in an ornithology class in the summer. For those of you who don't know, ornithology is the study of birds. It was June and we were taking the final exam. Another thing to know is that our teacher, wasn't very good with names. The pictures on the test were of the birds feet. One person in the class stands up and says "How in the hell am I going to pass this?". My teacher replies "Well through studying, you should do fine.". The student says "Well I'm not taking this shit, I'm out!". The teacher says, "Alright but who are you so I can record your score in the grade book." The student jumps on the table, takes his shoes and socks off and said "You guess!" Never have I busted out laughing so hard in my life.

That's all for now, there will be more to come!