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Dear X, Sincerely Y

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sachi-Shimazu, Jul 3, 2015.

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  1. Sachi-Shimazu

    Sachi-Shimazu
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    So, these dear anonymous thread are abundant through the many sections of LV, but I thought I would start one based around stupid ones. They aren't meant to be serious, and the idea behind this one is they can be from anything as well. If you don't get what I mean, here is an example.

    Dear Human,

    Don't you think it's ironic that you fix your pockets with the same thing that's burning holes in them in the first place.

    Sincerely,
    Money

    Dear 6

    Please stop spreading rumours about me eating 9. It's not nice and I've heard you two have done some unsavoury things yourself.

    Sincerely
    7

    I'm sure you get the idea now. Basic format.

    Dear X

    Random stupid message

    Sincerely,
    Y

    Let's see what you guys come up with.
     
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  2. 8542Madness

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    Dear X,

    Why the heck is everyone always solving for X? Why is it you get all attention, huh? I'm just as important as you are, and nobody ever solves for me!

    Sincerely, Y
     
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  3. Eclipse

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    Marshadium Z ★★★★★Dragon Fang ★★★★Luxury Ball ★★★Comet Shard ★★★★Mewnium Z ★★★★★
    Oh look, it's like we get to write our own Dear Blank Please Blank scenarios. Wonderful.

    Dear Literature Teachers,
    Stop trying to have us overanalyse your chosen readings. If the author said the wall was blue, it doesn't mean his characters are perpetually glum - it means the wall is blue.
    Sincerely,
    Every literature student ever

    Dear Dog Owners,
    We don't care if your dog 'likes children'. They clearly don't like him, so keep your dog on a leash.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone with a concept of personal space
    (This one actually has come straight from my own life.)

    Dear π,
    Before you tell me to 'get real', you should start to be rational.
    Sincerely,
    √ -1

    Dear Riemann,
    Thanks a lot, you jerk.
    Sincerely,
    Calculus students

    ::::

    I could probably make more up on the fly, but I want to give my next ones a bit more thought.
     
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  4. Pitmore

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    Dear X

    Stop boasting about your legendary, just remember you gave birth to the worse move in STABmons to date! We had balanced moves with balanced legendaries so HA!!!

    Sincerely,
    Y
     
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