Dominos Cinni Dippers Food Review (Strong Language Warning)

Pictured above: A fucking LIE.

Believe it or not, today was not my first run in with Dominos Pizza Cinni Dippers. No, I was stupid enough to buy this god forsaken product a second time. Let's just say, my first experience wasn't so pleasant, and I suppose I had hoped that the second time around would be a little better. Oh, how wrong I was, and now I pay the price.

Now, take a look at the image above. It looks delicious, doesn't it? Even if you're not a fan of cinnamon products (I really am) I'm sure you can at least see SOME appeal. It's a pretty decent dish by the looks of it, if not a little pricey. But the truth? These Cinni Dippers are scum and whoever prepares them deserves nothing but sadness in their life.

Exhibit A:


This is what it looks like in reality. Mine is a little torn apart here, which Ill get into later. But let's examine what we see here. Now tell me, does this look ANYTHING like what was fucking advertised?! No?! Well, there we have it! This sugar coated pizza base BASTARD is supposed to be a cinni dipper. A dipper. Don't even get me started on that part.

See how in the first pic you can actually fucking dip those cinni dippers? MAYBE because they're called CINNI DIPPERS?! Well. News for ya, Dominos Pizza. YOU CAN'T DIP A FUCKING PIZZA. Yes, this may come as a paramount shock to you, but no, you can't grab this whole fucking pizza and dip it. You have to tear it.

This is why it looks so shitty in the pic above. To even have a chance at dipping it, I had to tear it to bits, revealing the dough underneath. Incredible. And all that sugar? Yes, it will ruin your teeth. No, it doesn't taste nice. Yes, it tastes kind of salty.

And the dip?



I don't think I need to say anything more about the dip. Use your imagination or seriously, just don't.

I am so let down. This disgrace has totally ruined my day and week, perhaps even my life. I can't believe someone would do this and try and pass this as a meal. And I don't wanna hear "But Ben, things are NEVER how they're advertised!" because FUCK man just look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT. You can't tell me they fucked up that bad in the advertising department that it's comparable to them selling you a fish and giving you a live chicken instead. No. I won't accept this. This is terrible.

I give it about a 7 out of 10.