I'll try my hand at some Pokepuns, though I am a little out of practice. "I'm totally nuts for you, and my heart is Meltan at the thought" "My Applin became very brave upon evolving. His courage is unFlappleble"
Okay heres some more dumb ones I thought off What did the Poke-Exterminator say when he walked into Route 1? Ratatta-tat-tat-tat-tat-ta What happens when a Hoot-Hoot puts you to sleep? You get Knocked-Out (Noctowl) Who is the most hated Pokémon Teacher in Hogwarts? Umbridge-on (sorry for dissing your fave I love them too I swear-) Which Baby Pokémon love puns the most? Budew, Ching-ling Why did the Pokémon dance when Mew was sneezing? Because they liked the sound of the Mew sick. What do you call your younger sibling when they start to copy you? A Mime Jr.
I admit some I had to think about. But I give ya 30 pp for the effort. And no worriws about the umbreon
Thanks. I laughed at it. Edit: If I can apply again then From the amazing doujinshi, Festival of Champions. You're buddy, Umbreon. But if you need some laughs, I have more. Overkill. But hopefully one made you laugh
Might as well give it a go What do you call the third fast and furious film? Tokyo Drifloon (I’m sorry I’m advance) Never gonna give mew (you) up, never gonna golett you down What did the cubone say to a funny joke? “I found this Humerus” Thanks to my recent doctor visits my Hypno hurts (Hip, no) Aw man, machop-sticks broke, that was onix-pected
Here's a list of quotes I made for all (most) of the gen 1-8 legendaries and myticals Basically, it's what I'd think they'd say if they had a quote. Some of these I took from various websites, but I made most of them up myself. Spoiler: Quotes Hail or snow, don’t let even the strongest blizzard get in your way -Articuno The thunder may rumble, but there is nothing that can’t be won by a determination stronger than a storm -Zapdos When faced with the hottest fire, only an equally burning passion can break through -Moltres All life is valuable, you know that better than anyone -Mewtwo Don’t forget to stop and enjoy yourself! -Mew When lightning strikes, use it to your advantage! -Raikou The strength of a volcano is great, but nothing can top the glowing determination of the soul -Entei Move like the wind, but when you stumble, know your friends will always be there -Suicune You have the power to calm the fiercest storms -Lugia Always have a heart that is as brilliant as the rainbow -Ho-oh No matter where you are or when you are, don’t forget that true friendship never dies -Celebi Look at the way rocks are formed - the wind and the water hitting them, making them what they are. Things take time, you know? -Regirock Waiting for the ice to melt instead of breaking it takes your kind of patience to master -Regice When things get tough, you have to have courage as strong as steel -Registeel You’re my friend not because of what you’ve done, but because you show you care -Latias When you make a promise, you not only do everything you can to keep it, but you go above and beyond to make sure it's fulfilled. -Latios You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water, you have to put in the work to get to the other side -Kyogre Land is not merely soil, it is a fountain of energy flowing through humans and Pokémon alike, it is what you do with that power that defines who you are -Groudon There is no limit to how high you can soar if you believe in yourself and your friends -Rayquaza Be careful what you wish for; you may just get it -Jirachi No matter how much space lies between you and your friends, friendship allows you to be right where the other is -Deoxys The knowledge you’ve gained far outshines any material rewards you may have received -Uxie In the happiest moments and even in the saddest moments, love always shines through -Mesprit Willpower, used in its purest form, holds the power to change the world. -Azelf The past is in the past, but the future is in your control -Dialga You can understand the universe if only you can understand the heart -Palkia Even the magma inside the earth trembles at the burning desire to reach a goal -Heatran Stones, rocks, air, and trees, all are subject to the forces of nature. It is up to humans and Pokémon what to do with that nature. -Regigigas Nothing can be substantial if it does not cast a shadow. Pleasures in life are meaningless unless you know what hardships feel like. -Giratina You can dream all you want, but true rewards only come to those who work to make those dreams a reality. -Cresseila Life is like an ocean, it has its ups and downs. What you decide to do with that is what matters most. -Phione Sometimes it takes waves of change to find our true direction -Manaphy Many don't wish to sleep for fear of nightmares. Sadly, just as many don't wish to wake up for the same reason. -Darkari Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. -Shaymin Chase your dreams to make them a reality. You alone choose your destiny. -Arceus Fight for your friends, and your friends will fight for you. -Cobalion The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of a crowd but those who fight battles that others know nothing about. -Terrakion It’s not about when you get knocked down, it’s about when you get up. -Virizion There is a safe spot within every hurricane. Your job is to find it. -Tornadus Even lightning and thunder take time to reach the viewer. So don’t be discouraged if at first your good deeds go unnoticed. -Thundurus Even if you’re stuck on the ground, you can still let your mind soar -Landorus The truth is a great and powerful force, it can be the difference between life and death -Reshiram Have a mindset for an ideal world. Even if you fail, you’ll still be making the world a better place. -Zekrom Fight for an ideal world, strive always to be truthful, but don’t try to find your destiny, it will always find you -Kyurem Victory is yours if you only can find it -Victini The sword is a powerful weapon, but perseverance is the most powerful of all -Keldeo Life is like a melody, sometimes calm, sometimes sad, sometimes happy. Be the conductor of yourself and those around you, you don’t have to follow the crowd. -Meloetta A house is a building in which you live, a home is where your friends and family are. -Genesect Life is a gift given to every human and Pokémon. How you use it is up to you. -Xerneas Sometimes death is needed so that life can flourish. -Yveltal Chaos is like a disease; easily spreadable with only a few cures. -Zygarde Riches and jewels may be valuable, but friendship and love are priceless. -Diance Don’t let any distance stop friendship from growing! -Hoopa Fire and water may be opposites, but both work together to create life -Volcanion If you stand for what’s right, you’ll never be disappointed. -Silvally Anger behind a spirit that strives to do good can be the force needed to win a battle. -Tapu Koko An act of kindness can be the little thing that changes someone’s day. -Tapu Lele Having patience is an invaluable skill, whether you know it or not, you use it every day. -Tapu Bulu If you take time to care for nature, it will, in turn, care for you. -Tapu Fini A flower will always grow in the direction of the sun because beauty recognizes beauty. -Solgaleo Be like the moon, shine brighter than ever in the darkness. -Lunala Light may overcome darkness but darkness will never overcome light. -Necrozma A soul, not the body, is the essence of life -Magearna A shadow may seem insignificant, but it signifies something is truly there. -Marshadow Alone you may achieve a little, but with others, there is no limit to how much can be accomplished. -Zeraora Always give it all you have and show those who stand against you that you can strike back. -Zacian If you can endure everything your enemies throw at you, you will never fall to anyone or anything. -Zamazenta Learn from those around you so you, in turn, can teach something new. -Kubfu Sometimes you have to strike hard, but sometimes you have to strike quickly. -Urshifu Speed through what needs to be sped through, but slow down through what needs to be done slowly. -Regielekei The strength of a dragon only comes with the humbleness of a servant. -Regidrago Don't be afraid to take a leap of faith. Strength comes from within, and with your family and friends, anything is possible. -Zarude
