Fanfiction Fairly Quag Parents

So a quick explanation as to what the heck this is. This has been my first day on Lake Valor and I joined the discord server, where I told the story of how I didn't know how breeding worked when I first played Pokémon Platinum (I'm dumb) and so I threw in 2 Quagsire and kept getting Wooper Eggs and hatching them into Wooper, so I now own an untouched copy of Pokémon Platinum where I have like 2 boxes full of Woopers, all named Timmy. Fellow Discorder Soundwave said the following line "Timmy's just an average Wooper " and I decided I'mma make this a thing and so the Fairly Quagparents theme song was born. Keep in mind this is purely comedic and isn't meant to be a serious song (also its my first major attempt at one of these.)


Timmy is an average Woop



That no one understands



Mom and Dad and Trainers just keep giving him commands



(Use Surf)



The absolute apall in his Pokéball.



IS BROKEN INSTANTLY



They are his QUAGGG Parents



Fairly Quag Parents



Wanda Quagsire: Water and Ground Cosmo Quagsire: That's why I haven't drowned!



Quagparents(edited)



Fairly Quagparents



With the squad, poke and prod see ma fishin' rod, hop on!



Timmy woops out in confusion trying to match the speed of the song WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOOOOOOP



Quag Parents



Fiarly Quagparents



Holla, hoot when your a Woop with fairly Quagparents