Favorite Movie Quotes!

Oho. I've got a few! But...the only one I can think of off hand is....;

"War is optional. Peace, that's an accident. " - Rambo (2008)

 

".......Bueller?"

 

Yippee Ki Yay (Die Hard series)

 

"This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?" – Kevin McCallister
Home Alone (1990)

 

SPARTA!!!

 

"Dammit man, I'm a doctor not a torpedo technician." - Leonard McCoy, Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

"After all. If you're not commiting sin... you're not having fun!" - Black Hat, Priest (2011)

Mr. Prenderghast: Swear!
Norman Babcock: You...you mean like the F word?
Mr. Prenderghast: I mean, promise!
Norman Babcock: Okay! Okay! I...I promise. - Paranorman (2012)

"You have another Inspector Clouseau?" - Inspector Clouseau, Pink Panther (2006)

 

"Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries!"
Toy Story 3 (2010)

Idk, I always thought it was funny.

 

C'mon, everyone. Surely there's lots of movie quotes out there that some of you like? I remembered a few of my own favourites;

"John wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He's the one you sent to kill the f***ing boogeyman." -Viggo Tarasov, John Wick

"Track 'im, find 'im kill 'im" and "We keep it light until it's time to go dark. Then we go pitch black", both said by Barney Ross, Expendables 2

"I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?" -Ross, Lethal Weapon 2

Haha, I could go on and on.

 

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more." (Princess Bride)

"What's this? I said take only what you need to survive."
"That is my industrial strength hair dryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!" (Spaceballs)

 

"Say 'what' again, I DARE you!"
"...What?"
And that whole conversation. Pulp Fiction.
(I was part of a conversation that went like that a few days ago)

"It's almost like it's some kind of... hot tub time machine."
I don't know what movie that's from. But it just seems like a gloriously ham-fisted line to throw into dialogue like that.

"Clever Girl" Jurassic Park. I throw that at people all the time, male or female, when they surprise me with mental quickness.

Tyrese Gibson's character, a quite dark-skinned black man, tries to sneak into a police station with a fake ID during the Fast and Furious set in Brazil.
"Your ID says you're Caucasian" says the gate guard.
"Oh, this? This is just a tan!"
(I think white people started spending a lot more time at the beach the summer after that movie came out)

From the movie "Snatch", Brick Top explaining how he likes to get rid of bodies, with the hungry little piggies and all. I slide that whole monologue into conversation whenever I get the chance. Feel free to look it up, but the movie is Rated R and the scene itself is pretty nasty. Proceed with caution.

 

Rocket: And that up there is the quarnex battery. It powers the entire place. But we'll need to be quick afterwards, so we need to do that last.
Groot: *pulls out battery and alarm goes off*
Rocket: ...Or we could just get it now and improvise.

-Guardians Of The Galaxy

"If it were easy, then everybody would do it." ~Loki, Thor: The Dark World

"You see, ever since the big dude with the hammer fell from the sky, subtlety has kinda lost its name." ~Aldrich Krillian, Iron Man 3

 

Why hasn't anyone posted mean girls?

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.


Karen: I can't go out.
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore!


Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!

Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Damian: Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!


Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.

Homeschooled Boy: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.


Regina: We do not have a clique problem at this school.
Gretchen: But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".
Regina: What are "frenemies"?
Gretchen: Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Karen: Or "enemends".
Gretchen: Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".

Kevin Gnapoor: Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she'll be like "ohhh Kevin G."

Cady: Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

 

Got a new one but it is a bit harsh so I'll put it under the spoiler tab.

Spoiler

Favourite Quote from Kingsman: The Secret Service

"I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress, out of wedlock, with my black Jewish boyfriend, who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam."

 

Some of my fave Mahalik and CJ ones from scary movie

Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!
CJ: How the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.
CJ: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
CJ: Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!


CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!


Tom Ryan: Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!
C. J.: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Mahalik: Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
C. J.: Yeah.
Mahalik: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
C. J.: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Mahalik: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
C. J.: So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Mahalik: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
C. J.: You do that!

 

This was absolutely hilarious, favourite line from that movie.

Let's see what else. I'm one for the ludicrous rather than the deep and meaningful

"Okay, the answe to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is... 42"
-Deep Thought, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"And such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.
Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties."
-Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy

"I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil pla---

*attacks Tony Stark*"
-Ultron, Avenger's Age of Ultron

"If the hammer is in an elevator and it goes up, then the elevator is lifting it. That doesn't make the elevator worthy."
-Tony Stark (I think), Avenger's Age of Ultron

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

 

Labyrinth is my favorite movie so here are some lines from that.

Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.


Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?



Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous up 'til now. I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?


Sarah: Okay, let's handle this thing logically. What exactly have you sworn?
Didymus: I have sworn with my life's blood, none shall pass this way without *my* permission!
Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?
Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?




Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!
Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"


Jareth: Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.

And my favorite of all

Sarah: You have no power over me!

 

"You read the Bible Brett?"
"Yes?!"
'Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheaperds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name as the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"- Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction definitely one of my favorite movie quotes XD

 

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat."
-Henry Wu (Jurassic World)

Not very funny, or really motivational, or anything like that. I just like it I guess haha.