Favourite Pokemon puns?

-"I'm not gonna Raichu a love song."
-"Ekans-ee clearly now, the rain is gone."

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-"This **** is Onixeptable."

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-"Who the hell Togepi and didn't flush?"

-"I took a Pikachu in the shower this morning."

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-"Can I fil-Mewtwo having sex?"

-"Thanks to the doctor, my Hypno longer hurts."

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-"I fought in the Gulf Wartortle-ly naked."

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-"She likes it in her Meowth."

-"I can't act, but Omastar in a movie anyway!"
-"There's no Shaymin liking Pokémon."

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-"Butterfree up your schedule, because I'm gonna Beedrillin you all night!"

-"Is love legal? Absol-lutely!"
-"He's probably right, Fennekin, you never know."
-"Come Avalugg at this!"
-"Weedle make you high."
-"I Metapod of whales the other day!"
-"Ima use my laser to Zapdos fools!"
-"It's Chesnaught right, man!"

The ones in spoiler tags are the slightly inappropriate ones, but no profanity was used.

 

I still really like the name Roggenrolla. It is such a bad, but beautiful pun. Pokémon has some of the best puns, maybe not on a Rune Factory scale but they are still pretty funny, and more importantly they are very cheesy.

 

One of my favorite songs mixed with a great Pokémon!