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Funniest in-game quote

Discussion in 'Pokémon General' started by Phantom of Music, Feb 21, 2015.

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  1. Phantom of Music

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    Has there been something an in-game Pokmemon character has said that has made you lose it laughing? Who said it and what/where in the game?

    For me, it was from the prince N himself (he'll probably punch me for saying that, but whatever,) in Dragonspiral Tower in Pokémon Black, and only in that version.
    'Burn baby burn!'
    I don't know what it was, but it just made me lose all control and laugh like crazy.
    What about you all? Who's said something that's made you absolutely die laughing?
     
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    In Black and White 2 I'm pretty sure it was in Humilau City there was a doctor who says that every night he lays on his stunfisk, and the electricity helps relieve tension in the body. Which is weird in itself, but i my mind I saw a rather plump doctor saying this, and the stunfisk which is next to him whispering "Help... me... Please...."
     
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  3. DracoFeathers

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    On ORAS something an NPC says in Mossdeep, in the space station. The girl on the far right in front of the rocket model (quite phallic looking if you ask me) says this when you talk to her: "This rocket...Thick!" Once I snapped out of my shock I lost it. Was not expecting such a thing being said in a kid-friendly game like Pokémon.
     
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    "I've been pondering lately...how much longer will I be wearing shorts?"
    -Youngster
     
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  5. RoarOfTime

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    "I like shorts! They're easy and comfy to wear!"
    This was the line that survived through the games XD
     
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    Basically this one, to be honest. XD

    Oh and... "This is bad! Bad for Team Plasma! Plasbad for short!"
    I love that line.
     
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    A character from PMD: Gates to Infinity gives this gem the day after a major celebration:

    "Sorry [player], I've got a bit of a headache right now. I maybe hit the ol' berry juice a bit hard last night..."

    Maybe not from the main series, but hilarious nonetheless.
     
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  8. Pixel

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    Brock's only Gym Trainer:
    "You're pretty hot, but not as hot as Brock!"
    Now I see why he was hired. His team only has Sandshrew, which is a Ground-type. Pretty sure that Brock's Gym is A Rock-type Gym...
     
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    "Don't try anything funny in the dark!" - some trainer from FR
     
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    That one Rocket Grunt in Gold/Silver that talks in a very peculiar way, saying things like 'bye-bye a go-go', basically everything he says is just gold.
     
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    "I was trying to sketch some rare Pokémon footprints. Turns out they were my own footprints!"

    The sheer stupidity of this quote makes me laugh way too hard.

    Also in HGSS there is a team rocket grunt who laughs like Goofy.

    "Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck."
     
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    "I've been pondering lately...how much longer will I be wearing shorts?"
    -Youngster

    Same as @[member="Nator"]. You can't get much better than this.
     
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    "I always wear shorts! Even in winter!"
    -some youngster in Gen 1

    Dang, that's commitment... Jeez.
     
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    " After all this training I've received here on Victory Road, my body is ready!" -Some trainer on Victory road X/Y
     
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    I don't know if anyone ever noticed, but there were two Psychics in XY that had DBZ references as ending quotes.

    "Does your Pokémon get spiky hair when it Mega-Evolves, too?"

    "Your Pokémon's power level is surely over 9000!" (that one is really obvious)

    And then there's the 4th wall break.

    "Man, you seem so leader-like! As if you were the protagonist of a video game or something!"

    ~Hex Maniac, XY

    Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
     
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  16. Absolute Zero

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    Here's one from ORAS. In the battle maison, a little kid has this as his opening line:

    "I may be incompetent, having been born only recently, but I'll take the liberty of battling you as best I can."

    Such an articulate little youngster! And when you beat him:

    "Thank you so very much for spending time with a novice like me, still so young I wet the bed."

    Umm... okay...
     
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    "Hey, hey! A bad one teamed up with another bad one! Do you know what it means? That means we are very bad!" - Hooligans Jim and Cas on Route 9 in Generation V.

    The Generation V quotes deserve an award. x)
     
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    • Every single quote about youngsters wearing shorts
    • Hey, do you remember my super cool Rattata?
    • RYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDELRYDEL
     
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    I always laughed reading Cheren's quotes from B/W and counting how many times he said 'Bother'

    I mean, seriously here lemme just

    "This bothersome bunch doesn't really listen to reason."

    "What a bother. We're grateful that you lowered the bridge, but how is it our fault that they escaped?"

    "<player>... Do you think Team Plasma could be in there? I don't like cold places, but we have to check. What a bother. " "Well... Still. Is there anything more important than strength for Trainers, like the Champion said? Oh, I'll never understand just by thinking about it. What a bother. Let's hurry up and check the inside."


    I mean.. Seriously.

    This is such a bother to count.
     
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    Literally everything that comes out of Matt's mouth, also OH NO, I DROPPED THE LIFT KEY
     
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