Today, I would like to make a heartfelt tribute to my best friend, Ryan, on his day of birth. It was 80 years ago today that Ryan was born, and with him came a sigh of relief - he would be the saviour of California. California was a dry, barren, sad land with not much to offer, so Ryan would act as a beacon of hope for the poor villagers of California. Sadly, he couldn't do anything, he was just a baby. But he grew tired of the dryness of the California desert, so he decided to build his own Lake, and here we are today. Ryan. You are my best pal. I hope you have a great birthday and if you don't, how dare you EDIT: btw I made this post on the 8th, just had to do some editing shenanigans to fix it.
Edit: Thread has been merged! (that's why what I say doesn't make much sense.) How is there no thread for this yet? I know y'all have been wishing our dear Satix Ryan a happy birthday on Discord, but we need a thread too, especially for the creator the site ;D So here it is- Happy birthday Ryan!
May your ascended version bring us even greater shitposts than the last Happy borfday nerd, enjoy it!
Happy ascension day, Ryan! Please don’t hurt yourself or anyone else partying too hard, and certainly don’t ever get rid of the hat. Ever.
And that is the story of how is Californians began to build temples and worship idols in Ryan’s honor. The birthday is at a good time too since California is hella dry. All hail the great Ryan for giving us the life bearing Lake of Folsom! Happy birthday bro. Enjoy being one year older
I am distraught I didn't see this thread until now. Happy birthday Ryan, thank you for constantly being such a supportive, understanding, and kind person. <3
Happy birthmus Ryan! I hope that you have a good day (please tell me you had the day off!), and I hope that you enjoy a nice quiet and relaxing day. Also, could you post a meme here to add your own personal touch?
Oops. I forgot to post Happy Birthday to you when it was actually your birthday lmao. Here's for the record books. Happy be-lated birthday! I know I did say happy birthday to you on discord, but I really just wanted to elaborate. Thank you so much for your kindness. You care so much for other people (even to a fault) and I think it's so sweet that you look after people with all your heart. Thank you for being my friend after all these years and continuing to be the sweet trash man that I know.