Have you ever...?

No, and since moving to the city I've never seen one butterfly, like at all.

Have you ever eaten 18 bagel bites and questioned to yourself "Why am I like this?"

 

I've never had a bagel bite. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if I've ever eaten a bagel!

Have you ever choked on something?

 

Yes. Usually it's my own saliva. I am not always laughing at the time.

Have you ever stubbed more than 1 toe at the same time?

 

Yep! I did that a lot when I was younger. Honestly, it was like my feet were actively seeking out objects with which to collide.

Have you ever been pooped/peed on by an animal?

 

Nope....Not that I'd like to either xD

Have you ever tripped over a tree branch, while walking in the rain?

 

I've tripped on tree branches before, but not in the rain. I'm not that unlucky.

Have you ever dropped an entire plate of food onto the floor?

 

Not that I can recall, but I have dropped a glass of milk on the floor, so no, I haven't.

Have you ever bingewatched a show or a movie series for more than 12 hours? Netflix does count.

 

No.

Have you ever questioned your own sanity?

 

Occasionally

Have you ever been in a helicopter?

 

I wish.

Have you ever unintentionally sat next to someone famous?

 

If I have, I never noticed.

Have you ever told an inside joke to the wrong person?

 

Nope.
Have you ever tripped and then pretended like you meant it to happen?

 

No, but I've nearly tripped before.

Have you gone about half of the day before realising you haven't eaten anything since you woke up?

 

I used to sometimes not eat anything until nearly lunch time on Saturdays, but that was just out of laziness.

Have you ever regifted something you didn't like?

 

Yes. We have an ugly sweater stocking that's passed and regifted around during my family's XMas gift exchange every year. I've had the unfortunate distinction of getting it twice in a row.

Have you ever tried to confuse people on where you're from by imitating a foreign accent?

 

No, haha I'm horrible at faking accents.

Have you ever literally rolled on the floor laughing?

 

Yes.
Have you ever burped while drinking soda then it comes out of your nose?

 

Not in a long time, but yes. It feels horrible, like getting water up your nose while swimming

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

 

Luckily, no.
Have you ever been to Hungary?

 

I've never been to Europe. But I really want to go. Hungary is one of the places

Have you ever found an old toy while doing something else and wasted a bunch of time playing with it again?