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Hilariously Bad Movies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Hemlock, May 24, 2013.

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  1. Hemlock

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    Name some movies that you've seen that were so bad you wondered how the makers ever thought it was a good idea. I need some "beer and bad movies" fodder :tongue:
    For example, some of the most memorable and terrible movies I've seen include The Room (which is pretty much a staple terrible movie for masochists who watch these things), Silent Night Deadly Night 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Wishmaster, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, that movie Michael Jackson made where he turned into a car and flew away into the night sky.

    I've also got the Star Wars Holiday Special geared up for summer time viewing. Bascially, anything goes as long as it's so bad, it's funny.
     
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    The Percy Jackson movie is pretty lame if you've read the book
     
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  3. Hemlock

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    I haven't read the book or seen the movie, though the ads for it did look pretty bad. I dunno if it's comparable to $20 budget B movie masterpeices such as Troll 2 though lol
     
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    Stay Alive. It's not even funny...it's just bad. Although my least favorite movie ever, is probably Avatar...that's more of a personal opinion. Stay Alive is just bad. Really, really bad. The Last Airbender is up there, too. (loved the series, though)
     
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  5. Hemlock

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    Ooh, with a 4.7 score on IMDb, Stay Alive might actually be a candidate (also, Frankie Muniz, I was wondering if he did anything after Malcolm In The Middle)
     
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    I've heard of a movie called "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" which was said to be the worse movie ever
     
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    I've heard of Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, kind of want to see it, but everyone I watch these things with has already seen it. Maybe one day I will...and then I won't be able to look pizza puree the same way again.
     
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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Troll 2 so far; one of my favorite bad movies ever made. That, and some episodes of MST3K, like Werewolf (AKA WURRWULF) and Laserblast. : P

    Edit: there are movies I absolutely despise, but I'll save those for another time; these are bad movies that I personally love to watch over and over again XP
     
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    Twilight. Just...everything about it. Okay, maybe the first one wasn't too bad, but after than they just became a yawn fest in my opinion and some moments were hilariously bad.
     
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    Troll 2 is just...something, isn't it? To this day, I still do not understand popcorn sex.

    I have looked Laserblast up on IMDb, and now I'm saving it for future reference because oh my god. The picture they have for it makes it look like E.T had a reeaaallly rough night.

    Edit: I have seen four of the Twilight movies. I lol'd. "This is the skin of a killer" gets me every time. Ok, Edward, sure, calm down, it's only glitter.
     
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    He sparkles! Oh the horror!

    Another bad movie: Howard the Duck...don't ask how I know.
     
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    LOL Howard The Duck is actually on our banned movies list. It's so bad, the people who purposely watch bad movies won't watch it. I saw clips of it on youtube though. Duck nipples. Like, wat.
     
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    The 80s was a heck of a time, as Howard the Duck can testify.

    Um...another movie...OH! Drop Dead Fred. I think that was a 90s movie. I remember watching it when I was little. Even then I knew it was absolutely awful.
     
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    Quotes from IMDb on Drop Dead Fred: "It is a zappy movie that emphasizes self actualisation." "People who liked this also liked Click."
    This sounds sort of soul destroying in a bad way :'(

    Edit: Nooo, it has Carrie Fisher in it! No Princess, what are you doing?!
     
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    undead or alive.. is one of the lamest zombie movies ive seen...
     
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    I couldn't agree more.
     
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    The Gods Must be Crazy. It's a film from the 80's and the filming, special effects are so bad that it'll make you laugh!
     
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    The Master of Disguise--you know you're in trouble when the hero is named after a nut.

    Made the mistake of renting it after seeing the trailer and thought it would be pretty funny. Turned out they saved all the good parts for the trailer.

    Also, I'm surprise no one's mentioned the Mario movie yet.
     
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    The "Movie" franchise (e.g. Scary Movie, Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie, etc.)
     
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    Mega Piranha.

    Just...Mega Piranha.

     
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