How many of you died on December 21st?

I died when Jesus returned to Earth for the Rapture, but it turned out to be a plastic bag blowing around in the wind and a radio in the distance playing a shitty dubstep remix instead.

 

I did, multiple times too.

 

I died from a slow moving glacier accompanied with hobos with cardboard boxes, in New York.

 

I got hit on the head by a very large box.

 

A blood vessel snapped in my brain. I died instanly, without having to suffer.

 

My schoolteachers all turned into zombies and chased me for 10.5 miles until a meteor hit them all and they all died a second time. Then i fell in a pit while rejoicing and died

 

what are you guys talkgin about????
how can you die and post here lol

 

I died after getting hit by a bus, then I was returned back to life, then hit by a motorcycle

 

I got struck by lightning. Then I got struck by lightning again, so I came back to life. Then I got struck again. :[

 

I died in a pit of lava. The lava monster [which may or may not be Magmar] got me. ;A;

 

i was posting a really long thread on lv when suddenly my comp shut out and didn't save it

i then proceeded to kill myself

 

I did. But my 5000 swags brought me back to life!!!1