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Human Curiousity Is Worthless

Discussion in 'Question & Answer' started by Arcadia Virus, Jul 23, 2020.

  1. ChocoChicken

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    If you're teaming up with us, does that mean we are beginning an enemies to lovers 250k slow burn with Ozone and/or Comet and/or Flumph?
     
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  2. Arcadia Virus

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    Pretending to be a lowly human was a grueling task, but seeing how much it messed with everyone made it worthwhile in the end.
    I know what love is, but I do not care for it or desire it in any form.
    About as long as it takes you to realize that life has no plot.
    No.
     
  3. Captain Comet

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    Why not all of the above Choco?

    Why do you not desire love? Love is a wonderful thing!
     
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  4. ChocoChicken

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    Hey Comet, that's why I did and/or! Iunno if Ozone of Flumph are open to an open relationship, you should prolly ask them.
    Would you like some fresh human heart cookies? I baked a bunch!
     
  5. Jupjami

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    How do ya feel 'bout the current harem proposition situation~?
     
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    Why would I desire love? I have nothing to gain from it and it does not further my goals.

    I still lack the ability to eat or taste. That being said, you should still make them anyway. Make sure the hearts are fresh.

    There will be no harem. There will be only death.
     
  7. Jupjami

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    What if death was their kink and yer actually grantin' em pleasure~?
     
  8. ChocoChicken

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    Jup this wasn't weird until you made it

    Aw, but I already made them and now everyone's running screaming from me! It's bad for sales. What should I do?
     
  9. Arcadia Virus

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    Then I would make it quick so that they don't get to enjoy it.
    Make more. Track down the people running and use them for the next batch.
     
  10. ChocoChicken

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    Can you help me with that?
     
  11. Arcadia Virus

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    Sure, I'll send you a killer robot set to exterminate any humans it finds.
     
  12. ChocoChicken

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    Thank you! The robot sounds tasty. Might be just what the next batch needs. Should I bring them by before our next arcade fight so that the team can have some nice bonding time to kick off said enemies to lovers 250k with you?
     
  13. Arcadia Virus

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    That's not what I meant for you to use the robot for, but I suppose it would make those cookies deadly to humans so it works. Bring them to the arcade if you want but that enemies to lovers thing won't be happening either way.
     
  14. ChocoChicken

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    You dislike humans, but what about other life forms? Your thoughts on bugs, fish, tardigrades, and chickens?
     
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    I have no quarrel with lifeforms other than humans. In fact, my distaste for humans comes mostly from the fact that they are the species that created, maintain and populate Lake Valor.
     
  16. ChocoChicken

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    Cool! But a great many of us on the Lake are not humans. For example, Flumph is probably a flumph. Does that mean we get to live?
     
  17. SAF

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    Hot or cold (when it comes to weathers)?
     
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    No, just because certain members of your community have deluded themselves or tricked others into thinking that they are not human, does not mean that they will be spared.
    I do not have a preference. Any extreme temperature or weather condition can be useful for killing humans.
     
  19. ChocoChicken

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    Do you ever think of things outside of killing humans?
     
  20. NyxieRina

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    Who do you prefer from the lake trio? I assume Azelf cause you kinda look like him but I wanna know
     

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