LV Cooking EventIn this event, your cooking skills will be put to the test! While it may seem odd for an online forum to do this event, I'd like to give it a go anyway. Your task will be to prepare a meal, with images and a description of the taste. To match the name of the event, the meal you're preparing is scrambled eggs (not any other type, only scrambled), with eggs you've lain yourself (no eggs from anyone or anything else, that's plagiarism and I'll ban you from LV permanently). You can add any toppings yourself, but they must also be made by you from scratch. Additionally, I'd like for this event to fit the theme of summer and I don't want anyone having unfair advantages. So, everyone must start a small fire to cook their eggs on. No lighters may be used in this process - only natural resources. Alternatively, if where you live is hot enough, I will permit you to cook the eggs on the ground for an earthier flavor. There are bonus points if you put sunglasses on the eggs after they're cooked; however, this is the only external resource I will allow, and you must credit the manufacturer of the sunglasses. I'm aware that some of you may be allergic to eggs or vegan. If that is the case... Too bad. Eggs are high in protein and it will put a damper on my wonderful event if you don't participate and eat the eggs you made. Finally, please do not take this event seriously because there are no points and it isn't a real event. I have a lot of pent up shitposts in my system and really needed to get this out. Looking forward to seeing how things turn out!
but...but..but I already cooked my eggs on the ground and got that lovely earthy flavor. Pepper? who needs that! More like dirt from the sidewalk!
Hmm... I would make some of these eggs right now, but... I have no eggs. And I can't really cook. There went that idea.
Instructions unclear; house now on fire. After I clean this place up and figure out what I'm going to do next, I will take another shot at this.
me and my sister were like dying at this last night Nothing says summer like starting a huge fire and accidentally burning everything down and cooking eggs! But why do you present the opportunity of bonus points days after I break my sunglasses? This was planned to be my ultimate downfall!
Okay, guys, since so many of you made this mistake, I won't disqualify you, but please try again. Houses, unless made by you, are not permitted to be used, for shelter during the event or otherwise. Please try again!
What? Are we taking eggs from Wesker? He does say "You will give me an egg.", but should we take the sunglass egg from Wesker?
Before I begin my next attempt and/or excursion to this, I'd like to ask for either a clarification or an exemption. As far as I know, none of us on LV are female birds (except for perhaps WolfeyStar), so I'd like to ask for a caveat that the eggs can come from an outside source - if necessary, from a pre-approved supplier.
Male dragons don't lay eggs, female dragons do. Have you read the Dragonriders of Pern or the Dragon Jousters series?
This is just something you'll need to figure out on your own. It's a natural part of life. It's a nonissue because no one is exempt from the rules of this event.