Fanfiction I Was Paired With Them? (Ash Reacts To Shippings)

Ash Shippings.

Alright so I'm here to be interrogated on things who pair me with other people. Let’s get into it, I guess.

Ash x Misty
Okay, just no way. She'd shred me in a second if she wanted to...


Ash x Brock
No way. I think of him more as the brother I never had.

Ash x May
No, she has a thing for Drew.

Ash x Zoey
Nah, I'm good...

Ash x Serena
She may like me more than her own mother but no way... I'm good... Just no...

Ash x Jessie
What is wrong with you people?

Ash x Lillie
Hmm, I kinda support this one... She's a good person...

Ash x Mallow
Eh, no thanks... She'll be distracted with cooking to get a boyfriend...

Ash x Lana
She’s pretty nice. I’m okay with this.


Ash x Bianca
Nah... She's just a friend...

Ash x Nurse Joy
Save her for Brock...

Ash x James
Still no. NEVER.

It's over? THANK ARCEUS!!! I'll see you all later...