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If metagrosses existed in real life.

Discussion in 'Pokémon General' started by Sean Pizza, Aug 14, 2017.

  1. Sean Pizza

    Sean Pizza Youngster

    Aug 13, 2017
    If metagrosses existed in real life:

    Metagross is a Pokémon first introduced in the Pokémon games ruby, sapphire and emerald. It has four legs, weighs about 550 kilograms and is usually 1. 6 metres tall. If this Pokémon existed in the real world, It could change a whole lot. If the real world had metagrosses they would most likely use it for military purposes. Metagross is based off of a super computer so if a Third World War occurred it could easily calculate the best route for armies to invade, could decipher just about every language, and could hack into enemy technology in minutes. But metagross aren't just known to be incredibly smart, these Pokémon are compete powerhouses if brought onto the battle field. A usual metagross's base attack stat according to the Pokédex is 135. That means even if a metagross just pinched you, it would be pinching you at a maximum of 405% more pain than a regular human pinch. Still not convinced? Well in metagross's previous form: Metang, it is stated that if a fighter jet collided with a metang, it would barely leave a scratch on it. Now if that was the power of something less powerful than metagross, you can imagine how dangerous a metagross could be if you came to face it. Luckily, everything has a weakness. Metagrosses are made of an incredibly strong steel, but that material doesn't handle hot fire too well. And metagrosses are dangerous, but it isn't the fastest mover either. So if you wanted to fight one of these things, better bring a flamethrower.
  2. Barandofl

    Barandofl The eyeless user

    Level 101
    Jun 12, 2017
    Black Glasses ★★★★Red Orb ★★★★★Crown of Valor
    Did... did you actally calculated all this. Im impressed.
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  3. darkmaster567

    (Mystery Egg)
    Level 1
    Aug 12, 2017
    If it was real then I'd be scared, and for a good reason.
  4. GiratinaMissingNo

    GiratinaMissingNo ~Renegade Glitch~

    (Moltres Egg)
    Level 1
    Mar 8, 2017
    *claps because of incredible calculations*
    Who knows? Maybe Metagrosses have already invaded out world. Turns out they're a lot smaller than the Dex says. Also, they must get really nauseous after spinning around and around for a few minutes, stopping, and being flicked again.
    If yuno what I mean...
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  5. Anubis the Lucario

    Level 18
    Aug 8, 2017
    Crown of Valor
    Metagross is our Lord and Savior.
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