That he's a pain for pooping all over the front lawn In all seriousness though, I would take the opportunity to ask him questions about dogs, to further our understanding of them!
YOU SAID THREADS WERE BANNED!!!!!!!! YOU MUST FOLLOW THE RULES!!!!! That’s it, we’re over throwing you and taking back the lake!!!!! To arms, brothers and sisters!!!!
If I could speak to her, I would deal with two of the most prominent problems that arise when owning her: 1. That there is no need for her to eat off the street, she gets two full meals a day at home and besides, it's more likely to give her a virus than quench her hunger, and 2. That we're not really worried about other dogs coming anywhere near us, and while she doesn't have to make friends with them, could she at least not try to kill them?
I'll tell them it's very rude to do their business inside the house and there's a nice garden they can go do it in, instead. I'll then let them know that they're very good, very cute dogs and I appreciate their company very much.
"You're my best friend, babe~!!" I wish I could say it to Sam, my pet dog, before that cutie died... I miss him. Spoiler: Sam
