Seriously, if that played every time I entered a room...xD I bet you were all expecting something depressing and/or ominous. HA!
I genuinely only think of the Pink Panther theme even though the theme doesn't fit me in any way whatsoever; it's moreso for irl trollling purposes.
Cannibal Corpse (Five Nails Through the Neck) My theme. (beast of a song and brutal like bloodbathing)