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Lassus is bored

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LassusVulpes, Mar 23, 2023.

  1. LassusVulpes

    LassusVulpes Eclipse Holder

    THE BIGGEST FLEX
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    Hi. I'm bored.

    Do you have a thought that just comes into your head, and you're like. hmmmm that's a crazy idea.

    WELL! I had a thought last night. The gomgfggf. He is a slime, and he has a gun. But the gun shoots more slime. You get into a fight with gomgfggf? Slimed. You kiss gomgfggf? Slimed. that's crazy isn't it? Run from gomgfggf. Shot down with slime.

    Have you ever put your hair up? Do you just feel the weight of the hair in that one area? It feels weird. Now there's one issue with this, the hair goes phoohmhomhom instead of floofkmph.
    Now I have an idea, what if girls instead of putting their hair in a ponytail, they just pulled their hair to their face and made a viking beard.



    ALso look at the bed! It's a bed, it has pillows, a mattress, blanket, and a gomgfggf. Oh man he slimed all over the bed! Whatever will we do?? Oh right we have a gomgfggfinator. You point a gun at the gomgfggf, and with a single bullet it's now bleeding out all over the room! Bleeding and screaming "DFDHGGHGIHUGHOIFHFGHGFHIUGFHUIGFHGFHIUGFHI" Oh man can't he take a joke??

    Uhm Cut the audio log, we gotta dispos-
     
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  2. ChocoChicken

    Krysmus Azelv (lol)
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    Oh crap, Lassus has been possessed by the gomgfggf. Quick we must contain their account before it spreads
     
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  3. ColsonOtis

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