I don't really try to win, there is never a winner on this thread, the best thing to do here is to make friends.
*Slaps rock from her hand* No! bad! Rocks are not good for you. *Hands her an apple* Here, this is much healthier.
*Wow, last time this thread was posted on was monday. MONDAY. *Anyways, does anybody want this blueberry red velvet cheesecake? *What color is a mirror? I'm doing a five page essay on how to eat rocks without using worchestire sauce and mayonnaise.