You know those weird thoughts you sometimes have in the middle of the night that has absolutely no logic to it? Yeah, it happens. But I thought that it would be neat to kinda share them, and see if they actually have some logic. So I remember one, about Deadpool. Wait. So if Deadpool gets decapitated, then does his body grow another head, or does his head grow another body? Your turn! If I have anything else I'll probably add to the list, and maybe make illogical thinking sound logical again!
Has anyone else been sitting in their room and just randomly had a thought about how incredibly dark it is? That sounds stupid, but I'll be like 'Wait, when I went into my room it was light outside...HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE?!' And realize I have been sitting like the sad little antisocial hermit I am in my room for five hours. There's a reason I have no social life. #MissingNo
I usually wear hats, I will be all like, Where is my hat.... oh its on my head. Hi Hat, you are a good hat.
I normally just think about stuff I wanna achieve and how I will exercise the next day but in the end I don't.
Suddenly realizing how creepily quiet it is outside. A logical mind: Ah, I can get some sleep. My weird mind: OH MY GOD VOLDEMORT'S COME TO MURDER ME #MissingNo
I hope I don't dream about demons coming to take my soul. Great, not I can't stop thinking about demons coming to take my soul. Now I definitely am going to dream about demons coming to take my soul.
Every night, I either think about all of the failures I committed and how to fix them, I write music in my head, I think about what I would do for weird scenarios (such as getting a stressful job, a girlfriend who does nothing but talk about politics, etc), or I think about philosophical concepts and my worldview. For the last one, I always end with questioning everything and just giving up in a frenzy.
If the universe is constantly expanding, then what is it expanding into? Also, will my annoying classmates at school ever shut up?
No. Sadly, they will never shut up and you will have to suffer through their voices for the rest of the term/school year/however long you know them. If you die from bleeding ears, what flowers would you like on your coffin? #MissingNo
I don't know. Maybe lilies (due to a certain super awesome character from S/M) and sunflowers (because I like to eat sunflower seeds).
Okay, you have deep thoughts. Mine are like: 'Man, I should have gotten up to go to the bathroom fifteen minutes earlier' or 'I should get up earlier tomorrow'. Well then...#EmbarrassedByShallowThoughts #MissingNo Oh my god, YES. I can see lilies. Okay, it's official. I'm getting lilies on my coffin. And probably white roses. Edit: If you know what I mean by white roses... #MissingNo
An unexamined life is not worth living, but I would be lying if I did not have many many many shallow thoughts every day. It's not as deep as I made it sound.
Hmm... let's see... (looks at catalog) good grief these are expensive lemme go get some from the field. I like purple flowers though What is the point of "see ya later alligator?" I mean, I wouldn't exactly like to see one in the first place, and I DEFINITELY wouldn't want to see one again.
You can fight them off! USE YOUR AWESOMENESS POWERS! #MissingNo Well, at least you have them less often than I do. #MissingNo
What do I think of every night? It's usually me "writing" fanfiction in my head. I like to see scenes play out in my head with my characters. I also think of other things, like what's going on and what I have to do in the future (like wake up before 6:00 AM on a Saturday to go to a solo contest). And also that curious thought: can I ever tell when I first fall asleep, and what does it really feel like to be asleep? That question has plagued my mind for years...
That would be me. 'Oh god I'm not using my gaming budget on this! *picks ratty flowers from sad little flowerbox* Perfect.' Well, unless it's Silver's Feraligatr... #MissingNo
I do the same. And the worst part is that I think of good scenes happening and then later while I'm writing I can't remember them. And sleep; it feels amazing.
Same. And then I'm sitting in front of my computer with that completely derpy blank look on my face like WUT WAS I THINKING ABOUT. I also have that face in school when I'm reading fanfiction under my desk and the teacher calls on me and I'm like *mini heart attack* OH GOD WHAT WAS THE SUBJECT. Actually, I wear that face way too often. #MissingNo Oh my god, it's the chicken/egg question all over again! But at least it's about Deadpool. I'd have to say he grows another body, because I don't want to lose his mouth. Edit: It's probably not very efficient for Deadpool to grow a body, but HELL HE'S DEADPOOL HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE FREAKING EFFICIENT #MissingNo
Why have I started to obsess over some of the Sun/Moon music lately? And why do I keep listening to Gladion's theme when I have no real interest in it and the fact that I don't even know how to pronounce his name?!
Mine are on my new puppy or 'How the hell can my bus not pick a time. It's not that hard! 70, 7:40 or 7:15 in the morning! Not that hard people! Also stop making me talk to people!'
