LV Staff and Active Member Party

Oh boy uh, I do believe I should explain myself. I wrote these LV lyrics based off the song "Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee" about a month ago. Well, an "Anarchy" LV rather! It was a lot more fun then I thought, and with my amateur audio effects I turned my sadistic laughter into something a tad more horrifying and I do admit I am proud of myself! I was so proud I showed the rest of LV staff, and needless to say, @[member="LostSpirit"] asked me to post it. So here you are!

Me singing "LV Staff and Active Member Party", if you would like to give this Anarchy song a go yourself, I provided the lyrics below! If you do I will give you 300 pokepoints fite me

With a link to my singing of course~ Thanks for the encouragement you guys!

Singing is here.


Lyrics:

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LV Staff and Active Member Party

How can it be that everyone is so dang hasty
All the threads the site can offer, reading all of them, posting all of them
Leaning into read the text, the subject draws me close and pulls me in
Fuming things are near now, right, LV??

Okay, okay, okay, hi-hi everyone!!
Listen up because this is all really important to know about!!
All the questions you've had?? Everything you've ever needed to know??
Guess what, I'm going to tell you!!
All the rules that you have been breaking now, I will explain all of it!!

Hey, all of you now, being active is your job, don't let me down!
Are you well enlightened now?? It's your job to be. Don't want to get banned, right??
All of us here in the LV Staff and Active Member Party wish you absolute happiness
and will do anything in our power to assist you~

Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Are you really active now?? You're supposed to be.

Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Are you really active now?? Well you better be.

So sweeties, follow the rules, have the happiest of days, and fulfill your activity to the world
Just remember that your satisfaction is our satisfaction.
Are you following the rules now?? Well you need to be, okay?? It is your very purpose.
And if you are not following the rules, well then, we can help with that too!!

Nooses, tightropes, slice your neck and chokeholds, gunned down, go drown,
all of you will bow down. Decapitation, know your limitations, crucified, go die,
just pick the one you like ♥

Alright, alright, alright, Hi-hi everyone!!
Oh my goodness gracious, I can just feel the activity flowing from all of you!!
None of you feel any dissatisfaction or uneasiness, right??
I'm scared, I'm really really scared...!!
All of your overwhelming knowledge is scaring me!!

I wonder if the truth is that all of you are happy??
All the things the rules can't offer, run away from them, please escape from them
Hold your hands up to your ears, the forum is so loud its deafening
The fear of bans will choke them, right, LV??

Alright, alright, alright, now everyone, guess what??
He is banned!! That one sassy little member who betrayed LV is dead!!
If anyone would like to have his contact info, the thread is just over to the left!!
Otherwise, please carry on activity happily, sweethearts!! That will be all. Tahtah~
Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Are you really active now?? You're supposed to be.

Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Following rules is responsibility.
Are you really active now?? Well you better be.

It is your job. Didn't you know?? It is your job. Following rules is your responsibility.
It is your job. Didn't you know?? It is your job.
If you are feeling discontent, die.

 

I saw a small doozy in the lyrics so I fixed it, but thank you everyone! I know it wasn't the greatest but songs like that...I can really get into. It's always fun to write songs for LV, and I might do it again sometime (Maybe something more...lighthearted?) Hahaha, I know me and Ben have a surprise we're working on too! Thank you all again, like the song says carry on your activity happily sweethearts! That will be all, tahtahh~ /v\

 

I'm comin for you next, Fifth.