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Maggitha's first law of sexuality

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sachi-Shimazu, Sep 7, 2015.

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  1. Sachi-Shimazu

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    (This is a reference to something on Showdown that me, Magpae/Naomasa and... I believe Nauris or Bionic Puppy came up with, but mostly Mag/Nao. Please, keep in mind that this thread is meant to be humourous, and not overly serious in any way. I apologize for any sort of offense that this may cause to people and if anyone complains I will ask for this thread to be taken down.)

    Maggitha's first law of sexuality was first released on XX/08/15 to the public eye, the exact date of the month is surrounded in uncertainty, but it staes this. "There is always homo. If there is not 100% homo, then there is at least a bit homo."

    This public announcement of the new scientific law came at his hesitance to use the word "handsome" towards a drawing made by Maggitha from a friend who wishes to remain anonymous, as he felt awkward. With the revealing of this new law, the presses instantly started to explode. There were even studies done into the development of Maggitha's first law, finding that over half of teens openly admitted to being a slight bit homo, even if they identified as straight and certainly didn't have homosexual tendencies.

    Maggitha's first law of sexuality is a very young law in the scientific fields, but some day, it may be up there with the famous laws of thermodynamics, which alien space ferrets are currently trying to disprove through the use of magical girls, and Newton's third law of motion.
     
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  2. Pitmore

    Pitmore Mild Internal Pain

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    Perfect. Just perfect. I have a bit of homo, this helped me realize that.

    I also now understand Ballistic Epiphany
     
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  3. Halcyon Storm

    Halcyon Storm Joking motive

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    I am very offended. Now allow me to go ahead and break your law immediately :)
     
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    This is amazing omg I completely forgot about this
     
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    shinygiratinaz Boats Against the Current

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    Magical space ferrets

    Ten outta fucking ten xD
     
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  6. AK2198

    AK2198 PKMN Breeder

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    dammit sachi i warned you to stay out of that side of the internet.
     
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  7. Nightmare Fredbear

    Nightmare Fredbear Sikapin mo, pilitin mo. Tibayan ang iyong puso

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    I am Asexual, Yeah......
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwN0gcfrSxs

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    I beg to differ. I, for one, am 0% homo. Sure, I have some Neil Patrick Harris and some George Takei in me, but even with their influence I am still 100% Hetero.

    Wait... did I just say I have those two men in me? But... but... two of them? Two gay men? Inside me? Everything I know is a lie! I feel their essences coursing through my blood, becoming one with my sense of self! I feel myself compelled to wear bowties, be awesome, and grow unfathomably self-confident! Oh my! What is happening to me! Is this real life? Is this the real me? Caught showing my pro-man side, no escape to heterosexuality?
     
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  10. East

    East Look to the Stars

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    I can't believe I didn't see this before
     
  11. Megarai111

    Megarai111 Elizabeth 3rd

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    ..I can't believe no one had thought of this before! It's perfect!
     
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